virtualjellyfish07

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Virtual jellyfish aint virtual anymore, theyre real and they stung the fuck out of me

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I feel like roman noses dont get enough appreciation because my ass is over here simping (respectfully) for any woman with one but like half the time THEYRE OVER HERE GOING "Oh I want to get a nose job so bad" LIKE EXCUSE ME?? Ma'am youre literally beautiful what are you on about please love yourself 🙏

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I think we should start calling monopoly owners and stuff robber barons again, it'll be funny

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I desperately need someone to make an animatic of one of the fights with the Devil with the song Survive from Epic (or part of it idk) it would be so fire I swear, especially with the end part of the song

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This dental checkup thing is kinda fire, actually

[virtualjellyfish07]

Real af

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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snails

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Hey guys do you think super advanced aliens would see us the way we see crows whenever they do something smart?? Like "Omg look at these lil fellas, they're using lil motors to get around faster!"

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He angy.

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Tis I. THE COOLEST NON BINARY IN TOWNNNN