viroqu
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i just be in here not doing anything. 20's. he/him. gay.
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you just know that she would have some crazy takes about the atreides shed be like "caladan is a planet for inbred people descended from dwarf owls and sayyadina jessica smells like unspiced goat meat. she wanted me to sleep with maudib at the sietch orgy after she was made reverend mother but i spotted that oedipal faggots tea the moment he stepped on arrakis. also his dick looks like a sand trout"
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Doechii "Denial Is A River" posters inspired by The Sims 2 Advertisements
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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.
Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.
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one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
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let this chalice pass from me.
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I don't know anything about basketball.
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Megan Fernandes, “Magical Realism in America,” in I Do Everything I’m Told
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