viktorrotkiv

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I think my statistics degree is giving me brainrot

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i just learned how the word antithesis is pronounced. crying shaking throwing up etc

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On second listening i think Terrible could be a eurovision song

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in the same 20 min video Dan suggests dating a random man that looks like him, Phil calls him one of his 2 favorite things, they react positively to both a phan "it's always been you" edit and a bed sharing reference, and go on a rant calling us parasocial for them clickbaiting us with titles insinuating things about their relationship. This is after in the literal last video, talks about taking Phil on a romantic walk up a mountain and teasing a tour trailer of them acting out 69ing with Barbies.

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A case study in cub cuteness.

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The river

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i can’t believe i live in the timeline where i can write “dan and phil we/us pronouns’d so hard they’re rebranding to a couples channel and marketing it as them putting a ring onto and committing to the channel” and have that statement be 100% factual

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sometimes therapy is important

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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it's one thing for their youtube videos to have bad captions but for a paid stream of a pre-recorded show... come on lads

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nvm kinda worth it phlue phair

These bitches said "stay after if you want to know all the other conspiracies!!" so I bought an after party ticket mid-video

Turns out I didn't need to fucking do that

Can't believe I paid more money just to probably hear them pointlessly yap

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These bitches said "stay after if you want to know all the other conspiracies!!" so I bought an after party ticket mid-video

Turns out I didn't need to fucking do that

Can't believe I paid more money just to probably hear them pointlessly yap

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Everything is transgender everybody transgender

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head