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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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my demons again

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it is a very cute nose btw. in his defense.

regal on commentary on the dragons first aew match bringing up for the fifth time that night how adorable the dragons nose is [new mask has a nose] and eventually everyone else at the tables like. do you respect him as a wrestler bc you are definitely acting more like he's a kitten. that's a killer out there. did you forget at some point that that's a killer. and regals like pff hes been at my side for two decades im allowed to think his nose is cute. and the dragon is meanwhile covered in blood and his opponents flesh under his nails and hes just like :D !!!! completely unaware

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regal on commentary on the dragons first aew match bringing up for the fifth time that night how adorable the dragons nose is [new mask has a nose] and eventually everyone else at the tables like. do you respect him as a wrestler bc you are definitely acting more like he's a kitten. that's a killer out there. did you forget at some point that that's a killer. and regals like pff hes been at my side for two decades im allowed to think his nose is cute. and the dragon is meanwhile covered in blood and his opponents flesh under his nails and hes just like :D !!!! completely unaware

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Please draw your oc x canon please be unashamedly loud about it please post it without embarrassment please make dramatic emotional edits of them please indulge yourself

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God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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unfortunately i may have to do my least favorite thing in the whole entire world: sit down and watch something. doesnt anyone have a novelization of pro wrestling. and why not.

i'm going to find out what makes christian tick [besides noel] sooner or later and make it weird between him and will. i think will has fucked up plenty of people in some way or another and also that should be used as leverage/reasoning/obsession to try and force him to acknowledge who is Really raising the next generation. and also gave some lizards fight. i want to see two old men throw their lizards at each other. i have got to see some lizard wrestling. all elite lizards. the dragon will die [badly] but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

i maintain that comparing lizards is objectively the best way for regal to be like "that's my husband you stupid piece of shit i'll kill you" audience gasp etc but be fucked if i know how to make that happen in any capacity. imma figure it out

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i've GOT to figure out how to make these lizards fight

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i understand that the timeline doesn't add up but consider: fuck it we ball. i can do whatever i want for forever. i've already fucked up the timeline by dragging out 2004 i may as well keep adding months here and there until we've pushed the bcc forming back by a few years.

i'm going to find out what makes christian tick [besides noel] sooner or later and make it weird between him and will. i think will has fucked up plenty of people in some way or another and also that should be used as leverage/reasoning/obsession to try and force him to acknowledge who is Really raising the next generation. and also gave some lizards fight. i want to see two old men throw their lizards at each other. i have got to see some lizard wrestling. all elite lizards. the dragon will die [badly] but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

i maintain that comparing lizards is objectively the best way for regal to be like "that's my husband you stupid piece of shit i'll kill you" audience gasp etc but be fucked if i know how to make that happen in any capacity. imma figure it out

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i'm going to find out what makes christian tick [besides noel] sooner or later and make it weird between him and will. i think will has fucked up plenty of people in some way or another and also that should be used as leverage/reasoning/obsession to try and force him to acknowledge who is Really raising the next generation. and also gave some lizards fight. i want to see two old men throw their lizards at each other. i have got to see some lizard wrestling. all elite lizards. the dragon will die [badly] but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

i maintain that comparing lizards is objectively the best way for regal to be like "that's my husband you stupid piece of shit i'll kill you" audience gasp etc but be fucked if i know how to make that happen in any capacity. imma figure it out

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the dragon on his relationship with mox as shown by @coolstarboy

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my cock is telling me to be evil again

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if you take selfshipping seriously and if your selfship with your f/o is your irl relationship that's so real and cool of you by the way. i will always support finding joy in fictional characters this way