very-fast-frog
very-fast-frog
The Flatter The Frog The Better
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very-fast-frog · 3 hours ago
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I feel like I have not had a moment to breathe recently. But, I have to say, holding my breath is giving me a decent high
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very-fast-frog · 2 days ago
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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to
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very-fast-frog · 2 days ago
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The Banshee by Αnnie Stegg
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very-fast-frog · 3 days ago
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whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
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very-fast-frog · 4 days ago
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very-fast-frog · 5 days ago
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We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment
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very-fast-frog · 12 days ago
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Today, nothing is more precious than this lichen and this moss being neighbors on a rock that I found.
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very-fast-frog · 12 days ago
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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao
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very-fast-frog · 12 days ago
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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?
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very-fast-frog · 12 days ago
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I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh
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very-fast-frog · 15 days ago
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A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time
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very-fast-frog · 15 days ago
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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.
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very-fast-frog · 15 days ago
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very-fast-frog · 15 days ago
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some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion
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very-fast-frog · 17 days ago
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"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
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very-fast-frog · 20 days ago
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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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very-fast-frog · 20 days ago
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One of those situations where, 'you're turning into your father' is the furthest thing from a insult possible.
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