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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"
I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.
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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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#some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks#not to be that guy but i am pretty cerptain that is a cuttlefish#not to be that guy but i am pretty certain that is a cuttlefish#cerptain#sarahmackattack#sarah mcanulty#joe. the guy.#mythic715#imagine mansplaining squid to a squid scientist#HELL YEAH SQUID#not cuttlefish#cuttlefish#shitpost agenda
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i want what david cronenberg has
#i love that hes always like my life is awesome i just like making my organ movies#cronenberg#shitpost agenda
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I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.
#media#writing#worldbuilding#to anticipate the obvious question#'cars' scores maybe 2/10#shitpost agenda#short story#borzoi#coyote
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can you imagine being dealt this hand
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You're not lost! You're just on a journey :)
#tma#fanart#eyestrain#maybe?#tma fanart#michael distortion#helen richardson#the magnus archives#magnus archives#magnus archive fanart#HELEN MY BELOVED
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
#shitpost agenda#spotify#stupid fucking ai#I HATE AI WHEN ITS USED FOR STUPID ASS SHIT#LIKE GO IDENTIFY SOME CANCER YOU ARENT MADE FOR ART MY BOY
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