uzdahsati
Just a little under the weather
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all pronouns, pan and poly, 25, I post random shit and do writing/poetry commissions. DM me for more info or some example work.
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uzdahsati · 18 hours ago
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Aw they love each other so much 🥹
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This is going to be a long 4 years.
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uzdahsati · 18 hours ago
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Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer
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Commenters praise the girls frugality
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uzdahsati · 18 hours ago
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Yes, I'm sexualizing it. The fictional incest, abuse, the violence, those fictional gay men and women. I'm making them as sexual as possible, fulfilling all my deranged, disgusting fantasies. My dick's about to explode
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uzdahsati · 20 hours ago
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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right
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uzdahsati · 21 hours ago
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Imagine being literally one of the largest brand companies in the world, literally nothing will bring you down you beat out all other competitors in soft drinks and whatever-
And you still said that wasn't enough, "we need to make our commercials use AI, we can't possibly afford film crews and animators"
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uzdahsati · 21 hours ago
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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this
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uzdahsati · 21 hours ago
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im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked
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uzdahsati · 21 hours ago
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I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
(x)
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uzdahsati · 1 day ago
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Important
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There should be no billionaires.
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