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All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

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such a strange education

reupload! because i would like to credit the artist that the the pose and concept was inspired by. they have given me permission to share. you can find them here, please look at their works!

(i forgot this isn't twitter and no one would see if i give the credit in a reblog LOL)

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IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS COMMENT