uwubloom

[uwubloom]

I have ran out of money

Reminder that I do commissions and that is my only way of making money :]

Commission example 1

Commission example 2

[uwubloom]

character development

[uwubloom]

WRONG FUCKING BLOG

character development /lh

[uwubloom]

/dsmp n /lh, ofc

[uwubloom]

reading through my old takes, and let’s just say... 😬

the techno apologist was strong with this one.

(also was such an sbi family dynamic truther but let’s not talk about that)

[uwubloom]

"Such a small word for such a big thing."

Guess who finally finished reading through Passerine?

"Such a big word for such a small thing."

[uwubloom]

[uwubloom]

I'm back, on crack, and I take back everything I ever said about c!Technoblade because I will be fistfighting him in the Tescos car park, thank you very much!

[uwubloom]

Loving Jack Manifold being the most powerful person on the SMP.

Mans died 3 times, losing all his lives, went to HELL, but, being the madlad that he is, crawled his way back out with a vengeance.

Jack Manifold cannot be stopped.

Jack Manifold is eternal.

Jack Manifold is a God.

[uwubloom]

guys ive found the only photoset ever to exist isnt that crazy

[uwubloom]

I'm not thinking about the amount of times Technoblade has been used and betrayed, no sir.

Not thinking about the way he was used as a weapon during the Pogtopian Rebellion, and the way he was expected to be loyal, despite stating his ideals from day 1.

Not thinking about the fact that when he went into retirement, and left L'Manbergian territory, he was hunted down by the people he helped to win a war.

Not thinking about the way Phil was harassed (I think this is a war crime?) into giving up Techno's location.

Not thinking about how he took in Tommy, lied to Dream for him, gave him items, protected him, said he was going to get the discs back, and Tommy still betrayed him for people who have fucked him over more times than I can count.

/rp

[uwubloom]

Dream better get over here and hug me with those 6′3 skinny white boy arms rn or so help me 🥺

[uwubloom]

Post dead you guys :")

God, if Tommy and Techno start playing into the family dynamics... its over.

One "dad", or "my little brother", and we'll just all collectively die.

Tommy and Techno will have murdered mcytblr, and guess what?

They won't regret a thing.

[uwubloom]

Y'know, Techno denying being part of the family to protect them is angsty and all-

But what's funnier is Techno being a random pig dude that Phil used to conquer with, and the moment Wilbur and Tommy meet him, they immediately go 'older brother???' and boom.

He's in the family, no escape.

[uwubloom]

Let’s go!! Place y’all’s bets now :))

alright everybody place your bets

also apparently a member and not a guest?

[uwubloom]

It was Techno's recent stream about dogs and stuff I think. Dream comes to visit I think, and Techno goes 'give me your armour' to Tommy, and immediately backtracks. It was nice :")

/rp

Let's not think about the moment when Techno recognized a triggering sentence for Tommy and IMMEDIATELY backtracked, and apologised.

Let's not think about how vastly different Techno is from Dream, asking to see items before giving them back, straight-up gifting items.

You can't deny that Techno genuinely cares about Tommy, despite wanting to destroy the country he founded :)

[uwubloom]

/rp

Let's not think about the moment when Techno recognized a triggering sentence for Tommy and IMMEDIATELY backtracked, and apologised.

Let's not think about how vastly different Techno is from Dream, asking to see items before giving them back, straight-up gifting items.

You can't deny that Techno genuinely cares about Tommy, despite wanting to destroy the country he founded :)