urlocalpixelatedbean
a simple lass
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19 year old idiot who loves women
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 2 days ago
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i think they would spontaneously combust if they heard a phrase like "my blorbo looks so microwaveable"
This trio is aggressively y2k. Good thing they all died within the decade because I cant imagine them past the 2000s, they all have nokia fliphone face
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 5 days ago
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me bc my string cheese tastes different
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the four horsemen of autism
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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i am become
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ok gimmickverse let's all do this
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I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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My superpower is there’s a bunch of people in my head
My weakness is they all have ADHD
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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i hate this!
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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man i didn't realize that you had to pay extra to get your Audi in HD but i got it free from my doctor on paper, but i can't find the keys...
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 6 days ago
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 14 days ago
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 15 days ago
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 20 days ago
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me when i goof and accidentally doomscroll using the wrong sideblog and reblog things like it's my main
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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HOW IS THIS AN ISSUE
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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MENTAL IS HOCUS, HEALTH NOT POCUS ‼️
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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PUBBYS
Leah got a baby brother today
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Meet Luca <3
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urlocalpixelatedbean · 1 month ago
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question is was it brown by aesthetic or brown by cigarette smoke
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