scienceman333

[scienceman333]

Maybe you should get a polydactyl cat

Maybe. I don’t think it would be too happy living on a boat for half of its life, though.

[scienceman333]

Did you know cats can be polydactyls too?

How intriguing!

[scienceman333]

Mabel:.. Sort of?...It's not broken. But I think Dipper changed it up a little bit.

21-year-old mabel

Sigh. Fantastic.

[scienceman333]

Dad what’s your favorite non Anomaly creature? Like a naturally occurring specimen. I like otters, and jellyfish, and sharks, and cats, and manatees, and stingrays!

@daughter-of-the-author

I’m fond of cats! They have such diversity.

[scienceman333]

Mabel: Oh... So I guess Dipper opened the portal, and we were in a fight, and I pushed Dipper into the portal. By accidentally, and I can't bring him back...

21-year-old mabel

Is the portal still functional?

[scienceman333]

Mabel: yea... look, I made a big mistake with Dipper, and I need your help ok grncle ford?

21-year-old mabel

You realize I cannot help you if you do not give specifics, right?

[scienceman333]

Mabel: Ok, but how would you try to fix it?

21-year-old mabel

Is the portal still functional?

[scienceman333]

Mabel:... what would you do if stan went through the portal and couldn't get out?

21-year-old mabel

Well, in what way would he not be able to get out?

[scienceman333]

Mabel:... Ford?... can I talk to you about... Something?

21-year-old mabel

Yes?

[scienceman333]

what if I got a Plaidypus for research purposes

@daughter-of-the-author

Hmm… maybe. I’ll think on it.

[scienceman333]

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You're too late Cipher. Oh, and try to find a better font next time. You're coming off as a non-threatening loser.

[scienceman333]

Alright. It’ll take around 2 or so hours until your thoughts on encrypted. Hang tight!

Dad some weird triangle man showed up in my dreams

@daughter-of-the-author

Come with me now. @daughter-of-the-author

*I grab her arm and bring her down to my lab*

[scienceman333]

I’m not one to ship, but I would say that it wasn’t intentional, but it wasn’t unintentional. I think it was supposed to be similar to a gay relationship, but just platonic enough to get through the censors.

@scienceman333 my summer homework is a book report on Dracula, are jonathan and dracula gay? im not done reading it yet but they're giving.

[scienceman333]

It’s not stated outright, but that’s a popular theory!

@scienceman333 my summer homework is a book report on Dracula, are jonathan and dracula gay? im not done reading it yet but they're giving.

[scienceman333]

(Ooc: it’s ok! I believe in you! Finals suck so much)

hey daddddddd? 😋

@daughter-of-the-author

…yes?

[scienceman333]

It’s complicated.

Dad some weird triangle man showed up in my dreams

@daughter-of-the-author

Come with me now. @daughter-of-the-author

*I grab her arm and bring her down to my lab*

[scienceman333]

It’s ok that you are. Now, sit still.

*I place the machine on her head*

It shouldn’t hurt. It’ll just take a little while.

Dad some weird triangle man showed up in my dreams

@daughter-of-the-author

Come with me now. @daughter-of-the-author

*I grab her arm and bring her down to my lab*