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one fun thing about being a dwarf fortress fan and a textile hobbyist is that i get to needlessly overthink my dwarves' decisions when it comes to making cloth/fabric and clothes. especially when its early days and theres only a few fabric sources. fortress full of dwarves who only own alpacas and have no access to plant fibres. just 100% alpaca. no structure. no breathability. only drape. they go to battle aboveground in the summer and die of heatstroke before the goblins can even reach them.

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never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

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A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.

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I’m semi glad my old fan works were lost to geocities collapse. But thanks a bunch for the hope of recovering a childhood memory! I fucking wish I remembered any details but just reading everything I can find now has been such a joy. (Maybe the real 13x5 was the other fics we read along the way…)

I’m drunk and high and randomly remembering a 13x5 fanfic from my childhood that altered my brain chemistry forever but I can’t remember anything useful from it to try and recall the exact one. It was some angelfire site. The fuck.

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theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

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I can't believe that we have to wait for the sixth to find out the name of the year. Almost a week into 2025 just...floundering aimlessly. No title, no slogan. How am I supposed to make goals and resolutions like this?

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I could also be misremembering the site. But I’ve been trolling the tags in AO3 and yall been giving me life. Thank you for your amazing works.

I’m drunk and high and randomly remembering a 13x5 fanfic from my childhood that altered my brain chemistry forever but I can’t remember anything useful from it to try and recall the exact one. It was some angelfire site. The fuck.

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I’m drunk and high and randomly remembering a 13x5 fanfic from my childhood that altered my brain chemistry forever but I can’t remember anything useful from it to try and recall the exact one. It was some angelfire site. The fuck.

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new favourite mbmbam bit just dropped

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Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

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happy pride month, destroy some shit this month and don't get caught

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HES BEAUTIFUL and I am grateful to have my blorbo so incredibly rendered by you thank you tons <3<3

Hello @uristmcdatingsim, thank you so much for the propaganda! I drew Vergil~~