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Dentistry = chew repair

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COVIDous interruptus = precautionary celibacy

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A "gentemen's" club called "Irony."

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I've got a BS is PR

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"I'm proud of you."

An all-too common phrase that actually puts the emphasis on "I" rather than "you."

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I need someone special to to rub my neck after a hard night of looking up at the ballgame on the TV in the bar.

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Homeownership has never once been a defining or significant part of my American Dream.

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Oars = scull and crossbones

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Be careful! It might be a tarp!

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Atlas = Etta James song about a collection of maps

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Crescent moon = shine on sliver moon

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Ever notice that people who are full of themselves tend also to be full of shit?

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Redevelopment: removing small local businesses that have a good market for what they provide, and replacing them with national chains that provide stuff for which there's little demand.

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Schrodinger's pensioner: Retired to get a pension, and then goes back on the payroll -- retired, yet still working the same job.

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Were gonna go whole hog and beat this dead horse 'til the cows come home.

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There are people who, just because they're brilliant, think they know everything.

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I am an empathetic narcissist