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#useful #crush #tip

Deny the possibility of having a crush until you die

#end of the #useful #crush #tip

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I just realised I can rant on here and I will

That fucking bitch.

End of the rant, you're not getting those few seconds back

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okay do people actually enjoy crushes or was I lied to

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is it a crush or depression or both

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do u ever meet someone cute in theory but only in theory

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actually I just want a jokingly toxic partner yk

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i think "i'm sorry I have a crush on you" will be a shitty excuse...

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i thought i had a crush tho apparently i was just sick

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basically I'm still not sure whether I'm dying or having a c##sh

I am censoring this word and you can't stop me

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I mean it'd be so funny if someday we move to Mars and some years later there's so much propaganda everyone thinks it's Earth, and the order of planets is actually Mercury, Venus, Mars, Earth(...).

Like humanity just deciding to pretend we always lived there

I'd fully expect that actually

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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON:

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People thinking I send them "good morning" messages early because I'm nice:

Me, treating it as a competition who sends the "good morning" message first:

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TOP ONE (1) REASONS WHY I UNFOLLOW NON-PROBLEMATIC PEOPLE

1. They keep repeating "follow me" in every single piece

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List of things that won't change shit but you can do them cause they're funny:

Change the colours in your phone to monochrome

Change your phone keyboard to Colemak instead of QWERTY

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"Who the fuck is lore" compilation

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What am I supposed to do now, write????????????????????????????????

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What am I supposed to do now, write????????????????????????????????