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Hey AWOLs!

Submit posts and questions are now open!

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Alternative Responses to “I Love You”

Connor: A horrible decision, really.

Risa: Thanks.

Lev: Why?

Hayden: YEET

Starkey: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Cam: Who doesn’t?

Grace: [laughs nervously]

Bam: [laughs hysterically]

Miracolina: I know.

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incorrect unwind quotes

*anything happens*

Hayden: “Don’t worry boys, papa’s got this”

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Risa: Talk shit, get hit.

Connor: [talks shit, gets hit]

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Sometime in the start of unwind

Lev: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Risa:..

Connor:.. I’m gonna tell him.

Risa: Don’t you dare.

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Hey AWOLs! What are some of your favorite books/series (besides Unwind of course)?? I’m curious and looking for some good new reads.

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Gotta love Hayden!

Hayden: How do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

Starkey: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.

Hayden:

Hayden: Water you doing?

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“Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.”

— Bam

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Hayden: I’m quick at math.

Jeevan: Okay, what’s 38 times 76?

Hayden: 24.

Jeevan: That’s not even close.

Hayden: But it was quick.

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I honestly don’t think I can even count the amount of times my jaw has dropped while reading the Unwind series. At least 5 times per book!

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Struggle #2 of being in the Unwind fandom:

Its so hard to explain the concept of Unwind to someone without sounding like a psycopath... 

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Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes.

Hayden (via incorrectunwind)

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Lev: CyFi, do you call me “Marshmallow” because I’m soft and easily flattened?

CyFi: Well, yeah… But, if it makes you feel any better, it’s also because you’re very white.

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Risa [to Connor]: Pick your battles.

Risa: Pick..pick fewer battles than that.

Risa: Put some battles back.

Risa: That’s too many.

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Hey fellow AWOLs! Question: Who is your favorite character from the Unwind dystology & why?

I'd have to say Cam, he's just so lovable and always confused haha. But Hayden is a close second!

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Lev: We need to get something like that.

Hayden: Like what?

Lev: You know, like a cheer. Like a team cheer that we do.

Hayden: Um hm. Yeah, okay. How about “I say Grave- you say -yard! Grave-!

Bam: Uhh, Grave-yard?

Hayden: No. No no no no no, the cheer includes the instructions. I say Grave- and you say-

Bam: …Grave-yard?

Hayden: We’ll work on it.

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Connor Lassiter, the Akron AWOL? Dude, you’re like…my hero! Did you ever get my fan letters? Or the death threats after you didn’t respond to my fan letters?!

Argent

(via

incorrectunwind

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Total Argent 

(via beauty-and-the-book)