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“been trying hard not to overeat, but you’re just so sweet”

“clothes on the counter for you, try them on; if im allowed ill help you take them off”

“she’s the headlights im the deer”

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Trying to find a bellamione fic from Ao3 i read where the Malfoys adopted Hermione and were like a spy for Dumbledore. Distinctly remember that in the fic Draco was a Hufflepuff and Hermione was in Slytherin. Also how Hermione and Bella were somehow connected bc there was a scene where little Hermione cut herself to prove her blood wasn't "dirty" ?? Idk of it's been deleted or not but I've been wanting to reread it.

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GET A NUMBER 🗣️🗣️ GET A NAME💥💥 GET A GOOD 🎸THING🎸 WHILE 🎸YOU 🎸CAN🤭 KISS A BLONDE😏 KISS A FRIEND 😳 CAN A GAY GIRL GET AN AMEN⁉️

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Y'all better hurry up and write so many Wednesday Addams fics coz I'm starting to get impatient

And I don't want any of that male Wednesday bs

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Oh no, again

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Isabela Madrigal – voiced by Diane Guerrero

Encanto (2021) dir. Jared Bush, Byron Howard & Charise Castro Smith

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Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova

Hawkeye, Episode 5 (Spoilers Alert)

Can we Talk about how stunning she looked in this episode? Her and Hailee Steinfeld stole the show

Like & Reblog <3

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Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova

Hawkeye, Episode 5 (Spoilers Alert)

Like & Reblog <3

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It started with the wine- the wine!- the wine.. we were shopping for a bottle to bring to her cousin's swareé- my cousin's a souche chef she's very gourmet.. I grabbed my favorite cabernet- he's got no clue and so i say "darling the wine- the wine?- the wine! They're serving monkfish so darling the wine can't be red. How 'bout this austrian reasling instead- honey you know I don't like the reasling, when have you ever seen me drink reasling- never but can't you listen this once? Red wine and fish you'll look like a dunce!- fine, ill bring the white, you bring the red, that way ill still get drunk you'll still be right- fine - fine - fine!

The wine

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request: “hi, I would like to request an Angelina J. x F. reader. Reader and Angelina are married and have a "fight" over which wine to bring to dinner. Angie wants the red wine and R the white and Angie just wants to tease her wife because she knows how she hates to be disagreed with about wine.”

pairing: angelina jolie x fem!reader

warnings : non really

lowercase intended

A/N : i’m so sorry this is short. but i have like two more stories for you guys before i start taking requests again.

you and angelina had been getting ready to go hang out with some friends. this wasn’t something that was common, the two of you were usually stuck with working or the kids.

but it feels good that the two of you get to go hang with friends, the kids being at your moms house for the next two days.

once the two of you finished getting dressed and ready for the party you made your way down the stairs.

“wait i have to go grab the white wine.”

“white?”

“yeah what you have a problem with white wine now angie?” you said chuckling.

“i thought we were supposed to bring red wine.” she said.

“oh well they said white so”

“mm i guess y/n.”

“angelina if you don’t want to take the white wine then we don’t have to we can take the red.” you said slightly annoyed.

you and angelina owned a winery and if there was one thing you hated was arguing about wine.

she looked you up and down and smirked.

“baby i’m playing with you.” she said walking over to you throwing her arms around your neck. you were taller than her by like two inches. seeing as you both were in heels you were still taller.

you just look at her.

“i’m sorry baby, i know how much you hate arguing about wine, i just wanted to tease you.” she said with that smirk on her face.

you didn’t respond just kissed her.

the kiss started to become more intense. you pulled away before it got to serious.

“let’s go before something else happens.” you said grabbing the wine.

“what if i want something else to happen” she said raising an eyebrow.

“don’t test me jolie.” you said making your way towards the door.

she bit her lip and walked towards you. picking up her purse.

“we have a whole weekend together, don’t forget.” she said opening the door making her way to the car.

leaving you slightly stunned. you made your way outside to the driver said of the car.

getting in the car you told her you’d handle her when the two of you got home.

you were happy the two of you got to hang out with friends.

hearing angelina laughing and making bad jokes make your heart skip beats.

no matter how much she teased you, you would always love her.

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My brother eyeing me while it was playing

Eldest children eyeing their parents throughout the entirety of surface pressure

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1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

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THIS REVIEW😭😭😭

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cannot be defeated

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More interactions with him regarding racism:

Him: What's racist?

Me: racism is people who discriminate against black people, asians, latinos, and basically anyone who's different to them.

Him: ...so they hate t'challa??

Me: yes

Him: NO ONE DISRESPECTS T'CHALLA

My favorite scenarios since i came out to my 9yo brother as genderfluid:

Me: im genderfluid

Him: so... Sometimes you feel like a dude and sometimes you fell like a girl?

Me: yea exactly

Him: that's so cool!!

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Me: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FEAST

Him: A FEAST FOR A KING AND QUEEN

Me: Im a king, i feel like a dude rn

Him: oh, okay. A FEAST FOR 2 KINGS!!

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Me: yea i feel like a dude still

Him: yea ok- WAIT ARE WE LIKE LOKI AND THOR!?

Me: yea ig so

Him: wait but who's more dramatic??

Me: probly me

Him: THEN YOU ARE LIKE LOKI

Me: yea you're right

Him:*is tryna copy Thor's accent* LET'S GO BROTHER

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I love him sm

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More interactions with my brother regarding feminism and gender equality:

Me: Do you think men and women are equal?

Him: well....no-

Me: *whips around*

Him: because i think women are stronger than men

Me: yea that's right

Him: Like the warriors in wakanda are all women, and they're super strong!

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Me: Do you think only women should clean the house?

Him: No! Thats not fair. I think all people should get a chance to clean the house.

My favorite scenarios since i came out to my 9yo brother as genderfluid:

Me: im genderfluid

Him: so... Sometimes you feel like a dude and sometimes you fell like a girl?

Me: yea exactly

Him: that's so cool!!

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Me: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FEAST

Him: A FEAST FOR A KING AND QUEEN

Me: Im a king, i feel like a dude rn

Him: oh, okay. A FEAST FOR 2 KINGS!!

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Me: yea i feel like a dude still

Him: yea ok- WAIT ARE WE LIKE LOKI AND THOR!?

Me: yea ig so

Him: wait but who's more dramatic??

Me: probly me

Him: THEN YOU ARE LIKE LOKI

Me: yea you're right

Him:*is tryna copy Thor's accent* LET'S GO BROTHER

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I love him sm

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My favorite scenarios since i came out to my 9yo brother as genderfluid:

Me: im genderfluid

Him: so... Sometimes you feel like a dude and sometimes you fell like a girl?

Me: yea exactly

Him: that's so cool!!

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Me: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FEAST

Him: A FEAST FOR A KING AND QUEEN

Me: Im a king, i feel like a dude rn

Him: oh, okay. A FEAST FOR 2 KINGS!!

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Me: yea i feel like a dude still

Him: yea ok- WAIT ARE WE LIKE LOKI AND THOR!?

Me: yea ig so

Him: wait but who's more dramatic??

Me: probly me

Him: THEN YOU ARE LIKE LOKI

Me: yea you're right

Him:*is tryna copy Thor's accent* LET'S GO BROTHER

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I love him sm