unculturedpuck
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unculturedpuck · 1 hour ago
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put that king back where it came from or so help me: a musical starring sir samuel vimes
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unculturedpuck · 10 hours ago
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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
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unculturedpuck · 10 hours ago
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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang
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unculturedpuck · 12 hours ago
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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
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unculturedpuck · 13 hours ago
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Love when Tolkien is like "BTW this very popular and regular thing was invented by hobbit" and then it will just never comes back.
Like ok a Took ancestor invented golf through decapitating a goblin called "Golfimbul"
And also Bilbo more-or-less invented the phrase "out of the frying pan and into the fire." (originally it's "escaping goblins to be attacked by wolves" - it's explicitly stated that this is where the phrase evolves from)
Also also Frodo invents the precursor to the "Hey diddle-diddle" nursery rhyme.
It's just very silly when it comes up.
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unculturedpuck · 13 hours ago
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Alarm cock is this anything
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unculturedpuck · 13 hours ago
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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here
the humble potato:
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unculturedpuck · 13 hours ago
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unculturedpuck · 16 hours ago
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appaloosa mustang and her colt ☁️
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unculturedpuck · 20 hours ago
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unculturedpuck · 20 hours ago
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By Travis Chapman
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unculturedpuck · 22 hours ago
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Concept paintings by Mary Blair for Disney’s PETER PAN.
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unculturedpuck · 22 hours ago
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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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unculturedpuck · 2 days ago
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Martin Luther King speaking to striking workers in Memphis
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unculturedpuck · 3 days ago
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After making lunch for the mother in law a water color looking north from a comfy chair. 2025 michael pontieri
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unculturedpuck · 3 days ago
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E. William Gollings (1878 – 1932). Indian Ponies. Oil on canvasboard.
Coeur d’Alene Art Auction
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unculturedpuck · 3 days ago
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Empire of the Ants | 1977
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