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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is Featherbedder from the game Toontown Corporate Clash!

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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is Ephaniah Grebe from the Septimus Heap books!

I actually read these books as a kid! couldn't find any other pictures of this guy.

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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is Ted Goodwin from the show The Middle!

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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is Rattrap from Transformers Beast Wars!

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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is Lee from the game Clinical Trial!

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I was gonna submit Tootsie Noodles from Starship, but Starkid is very popular and I feel like he's too recognizable. Instead, I give you Ted Goodwin from The Middle. I'm aware The Middle was a popular sitcom (I think) but it was also from a time before streaming services were the norm, so unless one saw one of the 8 episodes he was in by chance of what was being played, one probably wouldn't know him. I can't find anyone talking about him at all (I am the only person who has tagged him on here).

He's just a silly little guy, your honor.

- Peace and Love ✌️😎

so I did queue your Ted submission but its extremely funny to me that there's a character I've never heard of called TOOTSIE NOODLES who is apparently too popular for this blog and who, upon inspection, appears to just be a white boy in an army uniform. so I'm posting him anyway.

BONUS BLORBO: Tootsie Noodles from Starship!

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Today's UNCOMMON BLORBO is The Old Guy from Dire Strait's Money For Nothing music video!

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UNCOMMON BLORBOS

Do you have a blorbo that no one else cares about? Do you have a blorbo that nobody else knows exists? Is your taste in characters weird as fuck?

Well, you're in luck!

Submit your strange and unusual blorbos for peer review, and maybe you'll recruit some fellow fans!

Each character submitted will be accompanied by a "fuck yes" or "wtf" poll. You are allowed to state your case, but it's not required!

Rules:

1. no milquetoast submissions. When I say weird, I MEAN WEIRD!

2. You must legitimately be a fan of whichever character you submit. I can't prove or disprove it.... But I can smell if your blorbodom isn't genuine.

3. Celebrities and other public figures are allowed, but THE TWO PREVIOUS RULES MUST APPLY. I DO NOT allow real people that ARE NOT PUBLIC FIGURES-- no submitting your high school math teacher!

4. That's it. May the blorbodds be ever in your favor.