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tender as hell <3

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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

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listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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Look at this blanket that won grand champion in the knitted or crocheted division at the state fair!

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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The Stacktangle Blanket Crochet Pattern will turn your expectations of the well known granny stitch on their head. This pattern uses stacked increases and decreases to turn simple stripes into complex looking colorwork. It isn't much harder than a regular granny stitch afghan, we've provided photo tutorials of the unusual stitches in the pattern.This project can be made in many sizes and is well suited for crocheters who are familiar with basic stitches and are ready to take on some new skills.

Patrick T. Stewart wrote the instructions and I ( Xandy Peters) made the charts. Whichever way you prefer to get your crochet patterns, you are covered.

Sizes: Baby (Throw, Twin*, Full*, Queen, King)

Finished Dimensions: 23" x 28" (57" x 50", 91" x 72", 91" x 94", 91" x 116", 108" x 116") / 58 x 71 cm (145 x 127 cm, 231 x 183 cm, 231 x 239 cm, 231 x 295 cm, 274 x 295 cm)

*Twin and Full size are turned 90* to fit on a bed.

Yarn: 4 Colors of worsted weight (#4 Medium) blanket yarn such as:

Loops & Threads Soft Classic, 354 yards (324 m) per 7 oz. 100% acrylic. Color A - Raspberry, Color B - Wine, Color C - Clay.

Red Heart Super Saver Solids, 364 yards (333 m) per 7 oz. 100% acrylic. Color D - Orange.

More yarn info is in the image below.

Hook: Size I (5.5mm) or size needed to obtain gauge.

Gauge: 20 sts x 10 rows = 6 x 6" (15 x 15 cm)

Other Materials: Tapestry needle for finishing.

This pattern uses US notation

Find the pattern on Ravelry or on xandypeters.com

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The older I get the less I can comprehend grown-ass adults being mean to kids, people in customer service, and especially teenagers in customer jobs. Saw some kid in a fast food place in an uniform that clearly stated "work training" and how I feel is almost exactly the same as seeing a little puppy in a harness that says "guide dog in training, do not disturb".

Like oh my god little baby has a job! Good job small baby!

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Anyway, I wrote a novel-length IWTV fic if anyone is interested

Throughout His Life the Same

105,386 words, 19/19 chapters, complete

Rated E

Pairings: Louis/Lestat, Louis/Armand, Armand/Lestat, Armand/Lestat/Louis, and Armand/Marius

Tags: Memory Loss, a witch did it, Armand's Name is Amadeo (Vampire Chronicles), time travel (sort of), unreliable narrators, medium-burn, Threesome, Double Penetration in One Hole, Blood Drinking, Praise Kink, Mommy Kink, D/s, Switching, Fisting, Non-Sexual Beating, Non-Sexual Discipline, Period-Typical Racism, internalized racism, past castration, mention of Lestat/Magnus, Armand's backstory, Flashbacks of Rape, Forced Prostitution, CSA, tv canon with book backstory

Summary: Armand has a witch erase his memories back to the night before the CoD attacked. He asks Lestat to get Amadeo to Marius but, instead, Louis and Lestat wind up taking temporary custody of Amadeo and it all gets complicated from there.

Lestat scarcely has Amadeo through the front door before Louis appears, striding down the hall. He comes to an almost comical halt, face going through a rapid series of emotions before settling on enraged.

“Explain.” His tone does not suggest that Lestat has very many seconds to do so.

“This imbecile has erased four hundred and ninety years worth of his own memories. Behold! Amadeo.”

Louis looks at Amadeo, who is anxiously wringing the strap of his bag between his hands, and at Lestat, and back at Amadeo. “He fucking what?”

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One of my dearest friends, since way back in high school, is needing to rehome his very friendly, active dog, after a serious and ongoing medical crisis.

I would so appreciate you sharing this anywhere you think someone might help.

Taz is a real sweetheart.

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Today's cephalopod may be small, but he'll fuckin get you