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∅ Enotres?

“I try to keep an open mind, but seeing an Eliksni in my club can be...interesting at times.” 

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Send ∅ for my muse's opinion about yours.

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One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

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“Honestly, any of the Vanguard are welcome in my little club~ “ 

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“it’s so weird to ship ocs with canon muses.” “you can’t like this character bc they’re evil/did something bad” “you shouldn’t rp this muse if you haven’t read the books/watched all the seasons/played all the games” “if you ship (some ship) you’re disgusting”

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@isolateddefectant replied to your photo “(( The lovely @yellowfingcr surprised me with this portrait of Kal!!...”

i wanna give her a hug

“Only if you keep your hands above the waist, darling.”

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(( The lovely @yellowfingcr surprised me with this portrait of Kal!! Oh my goodness!! I love it so much, it’s going to be my icon art for a little while!!

THANK YOU BBY <3 <3 <3 ))

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Destiny + live action trailers

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‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ Sol, clutching her croissant to her chest. Does she know what a croissant is? No, but she wants to find out in peace! Help!

“Are...you alright?” Kalilee blinked, brow furrowing in deep concern. What in the Traveller’s name was she going on about? A croissant? The club owner had only asked if she needed help finding a seat!!

@solgunslinger

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‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’

“Darling you sound like you’ve got some baggage...” The awoken slide the rather glum sounding guardian a drink.

@yellowfingcr

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‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ~ Fatal-P01

“Refrain from starting actual fights in my establishment.” Kalilee’s nose scrunched, she detested having to raise her voice any higher than actually need be.

Even if the music blared. 

“Take your arguments outside!”

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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Please consider: Ghosts cuddling. 

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((I’ll end up posting about this on the ‘about’ page, but a reminder that this IS a side blog. If you have “AmaranthineReveries” following you then that’s meeeee. 

Please feel free to message me and say hi on either blog!))

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(( Decided to quickly slap some colour on one of my meal break doodles from work.))

“I’ve been watching for a while now, you look like you need to take a load off.”