ultra-laserzord
Lazer-Zord
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We should probably put our bandit hats on now. Personally, I don't have one, but I've modified this tube sock.
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ultra-laserzord · 4 years ago
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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My brother just sent me a Star Trek joke and I couldn't be more happy about it
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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Les Misérables
Victor Hugo: "We do not, of course, claim to be giving the history of Waterloo" (page 311)
Also Victor Hugo: *spends sixty pages describing, play by play, the Battle Waterloo*
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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Long story short, one of our Operations [Persons] at work today was playing Final Fantasy IX on his phone. He said he had just returned from the Iifa Tree and was trying to re-arrange his party. As I sat down to help (I'm pretty familiar with the game,) he started to name-drop a bunch of characters that I didn't recognize. I was concerned for a brief moment, then remembered that I always rename my characters in games like this. The attached picture are some of my folks from my last FFIX playthrough.
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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The writers of Star Trek would like to let you know that Shakespeare will still be relevant in the 24TH Century.
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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Very seriously!
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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~Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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Diane, I met a man in the diner today eating the worst sandwich I’ve ever seen
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ultra-laserzord · 6 years ago
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Louis Armstrong serenading his wife, Lucille Wilson, in front of the Great Sphinx of Giza and the Pyramid of Khufu in Giza, Egypt, late 1960 or early 1961 | colourised version of an originally black and white photograph featured in The New York Times in 1961 | credit: AP
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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Important PSA about eggs from a cardboard box I found. Culinary safety first folks!
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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1/3 of Star Trek in a nutshell
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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"What would a circus be without a constachionaire?"
 ~The Cook/Clown
Toby Tyler (1960) Dir. Charles Barton
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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Remember, once upon a time, when a ship the size of the Enterprise-D, a Galaxy Class, was a HUGE ship?
Archengeia
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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So....
I recently got into playing some Tom Waits' songs at open mic. I'm also currently watching The Book of Eli and I immediately recognized Tom Waits playing the fellow who charges Eli's iPod. How fun!
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ultra-laserzord · 7 years ago
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Riverdale
So, I've been watching Riverdale on the Netflix , and I've felt SOOO cool knowing that Jughead's father's initials, "FP," stands for "Forsythe Pendleton." That's all... Thank you.
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