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Imagine explaining somethin to Soap who continuously asks questions about it while varying his attention to you and his journal. You assume it’s for notes since he likes to jot shit down but no, it’s just so he can use you as his pretty muse for a little longer.

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Has this been done yet

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Somethin bout masked men… idc what you look like underneath, if I can feel your eyes on me I’m already on my knees ! (spectre from bo3 started my mask kink… not fair they have a hot ass voice too </3 “target eliminated” you mean my heart?) Male reader in mind, but can be read as gender neutral. Includes Ghost, Keegan, and König (all ooc <3).

Was gonna do the other masked guys but remembered idk them like that. Idk how to write blow/hand jobs… also got distracted a lot and a shit ton of misplaced povs… google translate german

Ghost

You don’t know how you managed to get Ghost of all people to agree to a blow job, nor did you care enough to think back on it when his gloved hands grip your hair to push you further down his dick; a groan leaving your throat to reverberate against him. Barely hear him mumble a shaky ‘bloody hell’ before your free hand reaches up to pull down his pants a little more to fondle his balls, which earns you a delicious jolt and hiss from him.

“Careful.” you hear him mumble, a gloved thumb moving to the corner of your lips to break the seal around him, globs of saliva and his pre cum dripping against your chin. Ghost makes a light chuckle sound as he watches you sink further down his cock, dead brown/blue eyes practically staring into your soul beneath his mask. “Wouldn’t want ya to choke, yeah?” 100% wants you to get choked by his dick if you’d let him.

Would last the longest among the other two.

Keegan

He’s got such a chill/nonchalant personality, so used to keeping quiet and staying in the shadows that I doubt he’d be any louder than whimpers and shaky breaths, even if he’s in the comfort of his own room/barracks. Would look everywhere except at you and how good your hands feel around him, tilting his head back or to the side and release a breath he didn’t know he was even holding as you mouth at his tip.

Keegan’s trigger finger flexing and relaxing as he gets closer to his release, twitching to grab onto something to feel like he’s in control, to call the shots or to ground himself, he doesn’t know. So he goes for the next best thing, the dog tags around your neck. Doesn’t pull hard, but enough for you to feel it against your throat before pulling you away to cum on your hands around him with a soft whimper and a ‘c-close— fuck..’ his baby blues covered behind closed lids. Truly unfortunate he kept his mask on, you’d die to see what his expression looked like.

A man of short worded sentences, feel like he’d last the second longest.

König

Whiny for such a big guy, you really think he’d know what to do with himself? Especially knowing he was bullied when he was younger and still has severe social anxiety? Wrong. The moment you reach for his pants, he’s already putty between your hands, voice shaky and pupils blown wide. His dick already soaked in pre cum before you even jerk him off properly, isn’t he cute?

König can’t help but whimper under the sniper veil when he feels your palm glide across his swollen tip, built torso tensing at the unfamiliar pleasure underneath his clothes/gear. Hands trembling and uncertain where to put them before deciding to try to cover his moans with one, the other digging into his own thigh, is he too scared to accidentally hurt you?

Will 100% revert back to Austrian-German once he gets close or is overstimulated. Moans light and shaky (have you heard his eng. va?), and the moment you lick a stripe up his dick? Instantly cumming, mumbling apologies between gasps and whines and twitching thighs. König’s really glad he kept his mask veil thing on, otherwise you’d see the embarrassing look of his pink flushed face.

“W-warten- nicht— S-scheiße...

[W-wait- don’t— F-fuck…]”

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Yknow that Loki show? In that one ep where he keeps rewinding time to prevent that reactor from exploding and that one astronaut lookin dude from dying and even takes centuries to know everything about it yet the dude still dies and the reactor blows up cause fate will always have its way? (or something like that, I never watched the show)

Imagine that but with MW2 Ghost and Roach x Half-God! Male/gn reader, mw2 canon deaths, was gonna do soaps death but didn’t know how to fit it in well. Mostly a drabble/imagine. If anyone wants to expand on this go ahead cause this shit is short. Not proofread plus I hate how I wrote this… messy writing

It was never wise for a God to meddle with humans, but you couldn’t help yourself. You’re used to the loneliness it brings, yet as the centuries pass the feeling never lessens. ‘You’ll grow feelings for them. You’ll feel things you haven’t felt since you were alive’, they said, ‘you won’t be able to change their destiny’. You should’ve listened. The Elders are always right in that sense.

But those young men, sacrificing their lives for a better world that won’t exist in a few hundred years. It almost seemed like another higher being was looking over them with the amount of times they’ve scraped by death. Maybe that was what intrigued you about the tf 141 enough to pose as a human with forged credibility to get into that task force. Oh, what a mistake that was.

Is this what the Elders meant? The closeness and warmth they brought? The jokes and the love? The deaths? They felt like home; the home you had before you turned into a God. Like family. But why did it feel so selfish? Even if they’ve only known what you wanted them to know, why do you care so much when you’ve only known them for a few years? You shake your head dismissively, no time to think when you have another mission. Maybe you guys can do something fun after?

Oh, you didn’t expect Shepherd to be the bad guy in the end, not until he pulled out the revolver and shot Roach then Ghost, and eventually you. Even if the bullet didn’t kill the human body you used, the fire definitely would. And it tore your heart apart when you could still see Roach’s eyes glaring at Shepherd, even as he bled and the fire grew stronger. Humans can’t kill Gods, let alone half ones, but you’re sure if Shepherd knew you were alive he’d do anything to change that.

But you couldn’t let them die like that. So you try warning Ghost and Roach about the betrayal of Shepherd, but they never listened, or refused to. Why do they have to deny your help? Don’t they see you’re trying to help them? Why do humans have to be so stubborn? Maybe if you pushed them out of the way? Dead. If you took the bullet for them? Dead. What if you killed Shepherd beforehand? Dead. Maybe if the mission gets called off? Dead. Dead. Dead. Why can’t you have anything nice?

One more try won’t hurt, right? Maybe, just maybe, this time will be different…

Again, and again, and again, and again. How much time have you lost doing this? How many times do have to change time to let them live? You’ve tried pleading with the God(dess) of fate, with the Goddess(es) of destiny, but nothing comes out of it. Why do you have to be so weak? Why can’t you do something— anything?

But your powers are limited. You’re no God of destiny or fate, Ghost and Roach will die and all you can do is stand there and watch.

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Hesh: What the FUCK was that driving, sergeant?

Keegan: I got us out of there alive, didn’t I?

Merrick, already used to it: Barely

Logan:

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this is so fucking funny 💀 no reaction at all

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sometimes i be like “one chance, just one chance bro please” then remember im emotionally unavailable and the thought of having a sexual relationship with anyone disgusts me