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Maybe if I watch markiplier while I'm sick it'll scare the germs right out of my body

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"Shred on forever in peace, dude"

Am I saying farewell to a dead surfer or a dead guitarist

The world may never know

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#71808e

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I make a note to look up the reference and then lead the charge.

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my sister was squeaking part of a toy that he shredded at him and he was just wooo’in at her

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I DIDN’T KNOW STEVEN UNIVERSE CAME BACK LAST WEEK

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favorite mass effect relationships » Female Shepard & Grunt friendship

"Grunt, you apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire." "Fine. I’m sorry for setting your car on fire…and I won’t do it again." "Good."

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Reblog with who your partner pokemon would be in the tags!

You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.

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Kit, Wally is on his way with... the Star Wars movies. All of them, as I understand. He will likely arrive before I do.

Oh lord. What started him on that? ...We’re in for a long ride. I’ll make some popcorn.

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hey y’all I promise I’m not dead

funny enough though I meant to get back online a few days ago but I got totally sucked into XCOM during the free weekend on Steam and have already dropped like 30 hours into it since I bought it on Saturday. so blame Steam for that one

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OH BALLS MY QUEUE RAN OUT

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to sleep, perchance to dream

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*sits on my balcony overlooking the french countryside, sipping $15,000 wine from a 7-foot krazy straw*

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whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason

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me: *rolls in on my sick heelys, drinking a slushie*

me: sup heteros…..

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the signs while stargazing

Rambles about the stars excitedly: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces.

Looks at their lover more than at the sky: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius. 

Drinks hot chocolate & stays warm: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn.