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Take Off to Take Out

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I’m still not the biggest fan of the whole owl thing, but I will admit that Bowie (Emily’s owl) provides the quickest takeout. All I have to do is give the little dude a paper with my order and the Sickles for it and 5 minutes later he returns from Hogsmead with my food. It’s like those delivery drones they’re working on back home, only it actually works.

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Two Can Play at that Game

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Emily thought it would be funny the other day to introduce me to the Aguamenti spell. Little does she know, if accessed on the wizarding version of the internet, Amazon delivers to Hogwarts. Supersoaker purchased and shipped.

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Stepping it Up

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I wonder if I can somehow live stream a Marauder’s Map through the software they use in Fitbits to keep a live wireless step count of the entire school? Better question, can I make a game out of it? If your house gets a combined 700,000 steps I’ll drop the internet Safe Search lock for an hour.

And who said I.T. can’t promote health and wellness?

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But but Snape having a normal patronus like a snake or a horse and then after lily died he just randomly produces a patronus one day to fight off dementors and instead the patronus makes him more sad.

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But can you just imagine Dumbledore going to heaven and seing James and lily and smiling and lily murderously walking towards him SOOO YOU SENT A 17 YEAR OLD BOY ON A RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS QUEST FOR HALLOWS YOU SOCK-LOVING POTATO

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Goals

Hipster Posts

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Once you’ve earned his loyalty, there is nothing a dragon won’t do for you

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Someday I want the pins to mark all the places I've been to

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Because sometimes any place is better than where you are

Inception (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?

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Reblog forever

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

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#fix my broken heart now.

..and i will try to fix you

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😂 #reblog

who even made this 

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This is not okay.

It’s okay, Dean. It’s gonna be okay. I’ve got him.

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#Deansfacethough #notthepieiwanted

I’m sorry

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*slow clap*

*cracks neck* my time has come