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Hyunjin: *after asking Chan to make the move on Felix for the hundredth time and Chan refusing* PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. Chan:

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Minho: The first rule of being a doctor is "Do no harm" Minho: Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm

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Changbin: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your fuckin’ ass off! Seungmin: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

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Minho: Is Jisung awake yet? Chan: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon Minho: And where's Felix? Chan: I said it's still nap time

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Changbin: Ya know what they say- Everything is bigger in Texas Hyunjin: *staring down at him* That’s how I know you’re not from there Changbin: Changbin: Listen here-

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Jisung: I think we're missing something Felix: Teamwork? Seungmin: Cohesion? Jeongin: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Hyunjin: Meditation keeps the mind at peace. It protects your head from everything external Jeongin: *throws a shoe at him* Hyunjin: What the fuck ??? Jeongin: Except external sources of pain apparently

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Jisung: Can’t spell families without 'LIES'

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Changbin: Why bacon called bacon and cookie called cookie, when you cook bacon and bake cookie? Minho: Get out of my room!

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Chan: Jeongin, are you serious? Seungmin: I like to operate under the assumption that nothing Jeongin says is serious

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Jisung: I am straight-up depressed but Minho’s been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up Changbin: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher Jisung: I know, it's so hot

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Hyunjin: My heart is beating so fast right now Felix: *blushing* Oh, really? W-Why? Hyunjin: There's a cockroach near your foot

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Felix: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only Hyunjin: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Jeongin: They don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes

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Changbin: I hate when people give me directions and say "you can't miss it" Changbin: Buddy, you have no idea what I'm capable of

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Felix: I found out today that Jisung is getting released from prison early Seungmin: Oh, for good behavior? Felix: Nah, overcrowding

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Changbin: Don’t preach to me about romance, Jeongin. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon