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Damn right

Broke: Only shipping KageHina

Woke: Realizing Hinata has a harem and shipping him with everybody

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Made smth for school

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Craig has already mastered the art of flipping the bird, it is futile to challenge him.

Inspired by the fact that I recently learned how to do the Triple Middle Finger, and honestly it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve spent my time on.

You can watch how to do it “here”.

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I ALREADY GOT 99 TABS OPEN WITH EACH DIFFERENT MANGAS AND COMICS AND I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THEM ALL AND EXITED CHROME BEFORE I COULD UNDO IT

THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THAN THE SHIT I FELT WHEN MY CRUSH REJECTED ME DAMN

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I always spent the summer at my grandparents' house. When I was around 12 or 13, I spent the summer there with my aunt and cousin. One time, my little cousin (his age is 4) and I decided to take a walk to my relatives' house since they lived just across the street.

After arriving there, my cousin took an interest in the flowers that were blooming outside. It was evident because he kept staring at them. When we were about to leave, he decided to pluck some of the flowers.

He looked proud of holding those flowers so I didn't get mad and we went home after that. As soon as we entered the house, he ran towards the kitchen where my aunt is and proudly gave her the flower he plucked. My aunt smiled and patted his head. She fondly says that it was the first time she received real flowers (even though it came from the bushes).

That caught me by surprise and asked her why uncle never gave her any. She smiled at me and was a bit hesitant to say: 'Oh honey, he did give me flowers... Though it was made from lego bricks.'

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Harry: Hi, is Draco here?

Healer: And who may I say is wanting to see him?

Harry: I’m Harry

Healer: Harry of...?

Harry: ...Of Harry and Draco

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story prompt

enemies to lovers - but nobody realizes theyre dating because they still bicker the same as when they were enemies but then they kiss one day in a public area and everyone is like shook

or it could be like the opposite where its

best friends to lovers - but nobody realizes theyve started dating because they were already so close nothing really changed except that they make out now , and then people would find out by them kissing in public

edit : this has probably been done before but I couldnt find any fics about it

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Months ago I saw someone post a headcanon of Draco being like a beauty guru youtuber and I was like yeSSS.

But last night I went down a rabbithole watching Brad Mondo videos & he gave me big Draco energy and it made me remember that headcanon

& like I just imagine beautuber Draco dragging Harry into Sephora and using his arm to swatch stuff.

Posting a "My International Quidditch Star Boyfriend Does My Makeup" video bc he's Draco of course he's gonna flaunt it.

Vlog check ins when he's testing new products and kissing Harry to see if his lipstick is transfer proof.

Finally talking Harry into letting him do his makeup for a video and whinging the whole time about how unfair it is that he has such long thick eyelashes and tiny pores.

"Oh, honey.." when he's doing a reaction video to people bleaching their hair at home.

Being genuinely shocked when he asks Harry what he thinks of his makeup when testing new stuff & Harry actually kinda knows what he's talking about

Collabing with Luna to test out weird beauty products and doing challenge videos with her.

Whoever had the original headcanon I love you bc it's amazing.

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Auror!Harry and healer!Draco...

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I don’t think it happens very often, but there must be some homesick 1st years - and who seems better suited for them than Professor Potter, who’s known as a real sweetheart?

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The wizard and the merman prince

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This little idea was inspired during a conversation with @xx-thedarklord-xx she said she loves mermaids!! I agree with her!

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Lesson 1: don’t wear your enemy’s shirt.

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Chance encounter in muggle London

Thanks for the kofi LochNessie!

Harry’s view

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Draco no.

(Based off this post)

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Draco is bad at Muggle Tech