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THE NEW WEBTOON IS SPECTACULAR:

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God I bet Starfleet command was super relieved that Spock was going to be First Officer on the Enterprise when they promoted Kirk, because even though pre-TOS Kirk was this grim type-A focused guy, he's still really young to be in charge of a starship, it'll be good to have a level headed Vulcan around

And then it turns out that

a) Spock is completely and utterly unhinged. Like even more so than Kirk and

b) They fall madly in love and connect their brains in an amplifying feedback loop that escalates to the point that 20 years later you're sitting at your desk reading yet another mission report from James "no is not in my vocabulary" Kirk and it's about these goddamn whales and you wish YOU could go back in time and yank Spock off the Enterprise and put him on a shuttle bound for the sun

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role reversal // royalty // sith

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Batman Wayne Family Adventures!

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the unintentional comedy in andy kidnapping nile and just. beating the hell out of her to bond, chugging half a bottle of vodka, pretending to kill a man just to fuck with her, and just generally being chaotic.. and then being like ‘i lead a group of immortals. there’s four of us’ and then she takes nile home to meet the other three and its just

tender italian dude who home cooks the team meals

the most romantic artist-poet you’ve literally ever met

soft depressed dad man

chilling in this DOMESTIC AS FUCK beautiful cozy abandoned church. like. WHATEVER it was nile was imagining of the boys… it probably wasnt That

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— URSULA K LE GUIN, SEAROAD: CHRONICLES OF KLATSAND, 1991

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The Making of The Empire Strikes Back

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im almost done but anyway if your pair isn't doing this im not interested

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Fai rly has it all. It's like they did the math, added it up, and made the sexiest bitch possible. Tortured vampire prince femme-y flirty magician tragic backstory calls his boyfriend daddy in public cute gnc little haircut pretty blue and white color scheme extremely Gender drinks blood but tortured abt it does magic sexy tattoo prince in a tower who needs saving like what the fuck where did they get the stats they needed to make this bitch the perfect projection material possible. Plus his boyfriend is this distractingly sexy killer ninja with arms like tree trunks and he saves him through unconditional love? I hate tsubasa this shit has tormented me for 15 years

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Met my brother for the first time

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Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time

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Yet more podcast title cards

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THE OLD GUARD (2020) + letterboxd reviews [insp. x & x] 

+ bonus:

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tim holding a cute boy's hand and worrying that it's warm because he's sick or something is honestly SUCH disaster bi culture, dc really did their research with this one

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The consequence of corporate greed

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Accidentally googles Shaman kink instead of Shaman King