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Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days
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Another day in the lab
#he wants that cookie so effing bad#also#the way the artist managed to make Jayce’s expression both sensual and full of love and yearning#guao 10/10#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane#jayvik
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I can make this moment even better~
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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out
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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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turns out! when u spend time to knit the second sock. you finish the second sock. and then! you get a pair of socks. who knew!
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my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly
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*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
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