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Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

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She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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nobody showed up :(

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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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