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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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nobody showed up :(

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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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brutalist candy cane

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Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

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The Deathwalker’s Ward

I just had to paint him in his new armor 🥺🤲 but also this painting has changed me as a person it was so difficult 😭

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We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features