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HOLY MOLY GYAT OH MY GYAT GYYS

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HOLYY GYAT!!!!

vampire geto

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We stan!!!!

chaotic good

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I asked my friend to draw art as a pink sauce hot Cheeto girl and with fat titties and he gave art nipple holes 💀💀🙏🏻

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Um HELLO 🤤🤤🤤😩🙏🏻🙏🏻

yeah. that’s all i wanted to say

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Hii, not sure if you’re taking requests at the moment, but in case you do, could you please write a headcanon on what it would be like to date Rory keaner? (There is barely any work about him😭😭😭) thank u in advance :D

A/N yess love this and there literally isn’t anything about him and I’ve only found like 3 actually good ones so yeah anyway I’ll get on with it.

What it’s like dating Rory keaner

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He’s obviously a charmer so lots of stupid jokes that you can’t help but laugh at.

He’s always asking you if u need anything. Even if u just told him ur fine he’ll ask again. He just wants you to be comfortable with him.

At first he thought u would be scared of him since he’s a vampire, but when he got enough courage to tell u he was super relieved when u said u didn’t care and that it wasn’t a problem.

(For if u r a vampire) he thought u would be scared of him since he’s a vampire, but when he got enough courage to tell you he was super surprised when u told him u were a vampire to and was scared to tell him.

He will stop doing anything just to be with u. For instance if u call him in the middle of them fighting something he’ll half ass it and sneak off when no one is looking.

Even though the rest of the gang ignores him you’ve always been there. He’ll always thank you for loving him but u always say he doesn’t have to thank u bc ur his gf and best friend and that it’s a given that you’ll love him and stick with him for forever.

He always flaunts u off to others even if you may be insecure/not the beauty standards he tells u that u deserve to be shown off bc ur stunning and who cares what they think bc you bagged the hottest guy at school.

He’s always taking you on dates and buying (he actually just steals everything but u don’t know) you gifts he’ll go out of his way to learn all ur favorite fabrics and other stuff like that just to get u the best clothes

He always makes you feel like the luckiest girl ever he’ll hold your hand and tel u ur beautiful and that he’s so lucky to be with u.

He’s always there to protect u. When a guy is bothering u he’ll swoop in and run the guy off by stupid corny threats.

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Hey sorry this took so long to come out. If u look at my recent post you will know why hope this is ok and what u asked for.

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Request!

So I’m gonna start putting stuff out I just need to start writing. So stay on the look out for those if ur interested. But if u have any questions pls ask my dms r wide open don’t be shy.

Do or don’ts:

What I will do:

Smut

Fluff

What I won’t do:

Incest

Zoophilia

R@pe

Any body fluids (besides spit and cum bc smut*

Basic info:

So I’ll most likely do a plus sized reader bc I’m plus sized and I’m tired of fanfics not making the reader plus sized but if u want a skinny reader that’s fine just request a skinny reader. I also write how I type I’m sorry if that makes u mad or bothered for some reason but it’s just easy and natural for me. I only have 2 characters I’ll write for rn bc it’s hard for me to understand ppls personalitys and those 2 are the only ones I’m sure I understand

Characters:

Art the clown

The riddler

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Notice!!!

So I wanted to make this for the people who have requested anything from me. I’m truly sorry but I can’t do them. Ik I said I would but like a week after it was posted things in my life had started going downhill.

I ended up losing my dog after a couple of months of him being sick. This has caused me to totally change my focus and forget about all the requests. I have also forgotten the personality of one of the characters that has all the requests. And it might be very hard for me to actually regain it again. Ik this might be frustrating to those who wanted a fic from me and trust I get it. But my mental health was depleting very rapidly and it was hard for me to even get up more so than it already was. So please understand where I’m coming from. I will in fact be redoing my request. And I will be changing a few things up. Hope you all understand.

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Why am I actually attracted tho

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Well I just watched the video Daz made on Andrew tate and I seen the videos of him abusing women I just cant help but hope some woman comes along and dates Andrew then forces him down with a gun and does what he does to women I hope someone guts that man like the fucking pig he is and hangs his guts along there house on Christmas Eve for everyone to see I hope someone comes along injects him with drugs to keep him alive and rips his dick off then shoves maggots in the wound I hope someone comes along and slits his throat and rips his vocal cords out I hope someone chains him up and chops his limbs off while hes still alive and cooks a full course meal and feeds it to his family

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I DREW RORY FROM MBAV