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if u feel like shit get out of the house!! get out!!!

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seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

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i love returning to a social media site and trying to decipher who is who, after name and icon changes, and thinking just because i recognize you-are-you doesn't mean that others will know or remember who i am, but knowing it doesn't matter much either way

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spent like 3 hours watching ds9 clips last night. im mentally healthy and alive now

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need to be obsessed with something so bad rn

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one must imagine sisyphus booping

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it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you

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PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

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cringe free whatever

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

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Weird genre of person is when fans of media with actually complex and interesting characters get scared by any level of moral ambiguity whatsoever like why are you buying purity at the nuance store

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with less than two months before the release of the barbie movie, we still haven't converged on a strong narrative about what type of person you are if you like it and what type you are if you dislike it, and the uncertainty has led to concerning levels of volatility in the ethics futures market. our leaders need to get together and hammer out a consensus before we begin to see second-order effects

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Jesse: "Yo, Mr. Fring, I've been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." What do you make of that?"

Gus: "Ah, Jesse, I see you've stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It's an intriguing concept, to say the least."

Gus: "Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life's struggles."

Gus: "However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness."

Jesse: "Yeah, but I mean, isn't that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?"

Gus: "Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It's not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them."

Gus: "Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries."

Jesse: "That's deep shit, man. So, what, you're saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?"

Gus: "Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn't mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace."

Gus: "It's about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive."

Jesse: "Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way... Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell's Nacho Fries? They're insane, man!"

Gus: "...Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?"

Jesse: "Oh, you gotta try 'em, Mr. Fring! They're like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you'd love 'em."

Gus: "If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge. After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn't forget to appreciate life's simpler pleasures."

Jesse: "That's what I'm talkin' about, Mr. Fring! We'll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos. Life's all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?"

Gus: "Indeed, Jesse. Life's contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus' elusive happiness in the process."

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sorry for this but if roman roy was a real person and not a fictional character i’d be smashing that rt button on the video of him crying like it’s that photoshopped meghan mccain image with pickle rick

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jeremy strong you can’t just say this after the past 4 seasons worth of interviews

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hugo antis rise he can't keep getting away with this