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I haven’t seen this little guy posted yet today for #LunarNewYear #YearOfTheSnake 🌕🐍 so I guess I’ll be the one to do it…

Snake (Naga) Figure

U Thong District, Suphan Buri Province, Thailand, 6th - 11th c. CE

Baked clay with incised details

National Museum Bangkok

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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@ferengii and a nog for you!! his earth history special interest is helping him survive the academy

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shaun tan - bears with lawyers

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Poob has it for you

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

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bob :(

bob :(

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우리나라 대통령도 이제 여자분이신데 뭐가 그렇게 소심해 왜 안해 여자가먼저 키스 하면잡혀가는건가?