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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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miles if you don't score a hatty next game i'm ending you

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this is psychological torture

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how playoff ot feels

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so refs hate mikko on any team. got it

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what fucking looney toons ass goals are they doing in practice

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2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 2 Avalanche @ Stars | April 21, 2025

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it took me two hours to run two simple errands so of course i'm now watching a very relaxing avs playoff game that won't frustrate me at all

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" he's looking for his hole " avs commentary on natemac goal

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↳ GABE LANDESKOG & ERIK JOHNSON ARRIVE | COL v. DAL (GAME 2) | 4.21.25

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that's my nathan!!

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after jeek's fourth of the game

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you can penalize the guy but he WILL be a bitch about it minnesota wild @ calgary flames, 11 april 2025

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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around