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my cool trick to do less coursework: “failing”

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（・θ・）The Bird’s Nest: ft. The Bearded Vulture

The bearded vulture, also known as the lammergeier, is a vibrantly colored vulture. This color is actually caused by the bird rubbing soils and ferric oxides into its feathers. The main diet of this scavenger is not meat, but rather bone and bone marrow.  info source

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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Devour Me and Courting Insanity, oil paintings by Kim Jakobsson

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Since the aggression on the Gaza Strip began, my family, the Balousha family, has lost more than 120 martyrs, including children, women and elderly people, because they refused to surrender and flee the northern Gaza Strip. More than 70 families from the Balousha family have lost their sons, includingSome of them lost their entire family, as happened yesterday to members of an entire family who were victims of Israeli bombing of civilians. From here I ask for your support, your support helps my family to survive the famine and the link is here

Your support helps my family to be patient and save them from real famine. Support them from here.

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@mariandhamza has been fundraising since MAY and has only gotten:

€26,111/100,000

Still not halfway.

I will post updates when I can.

Reminder that i can draw for you if you donate: x

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actually you know how i’d do tournament play? make the results based on the character you played, so the turbo broken characters are trying to stomp everyone else but they’re really only competing with each other in a sort of proxy war. like speedrunning categories but for PvP. it doesn’t matter if your character sucks it just matters if you’re the best at them

If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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like imagine spending a thousand hours nailing the combos of a character that was never even meant to be playable by human hands and then you lose the finals because the deckbuilder drew their infinite combo in their opener

If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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tournament play would be a miserable experience but probably really really funny to watch

If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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an oppressive zoner character who automatically wins if the match runs out of time but can only win by timeout. designed to be as smug and hateable as possible and only assholes play them

a character with an alternate wincon like collecting 10 objectives scattered around the stage or some shit

a character who’s actually three lil guys in a trench coat and every time they take damage the head character switches, changing up the entire moveset

a time traveler who passively causes the speed of the game to ebb and flow at a consistent rate, throwing off people’s timing

a character who has a random move from any other character matching each input, rolled at the start of the game. each move can be used three times before getting rerolled and you don’t know what they are before you use them once

a baseball player whose whole thing is knockback. they have basically no combos because they launch you all the way across the stage on most hits, and the only way they can deal significant damage is by hitting your projectiles back at you or by throwing up a ball and hitting it themselves

a character who is a straight up deckbuilder and you construct a custom deck of moves ahead of time

If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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one day i won’t remember at all

the pictures all faded, now we’re outlined in chalk

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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speaking as someone with basically no fighting game knowledge or experience whatsoever here's a few other character concepts i'd include in my dream game:

character who's just straight up invisible to both players, except for a game-rating-altering shower of HD gore every time they get hit

gun-based character whose camera is in first person and turns the game from a 2D fighter to a vaguely 3D one.

really strong character where the drawback is that you're a ragdoll and each limb is controlled separately. if you can figure out how to consistently walk and throw a punch at the same time you're a top 1% player

rhythm game character who can only attack on beat. each stage has different music so their combos are different on each stage

character whose gimmick is breaking sections of the floor and yup it's a platform fighter now

chess pawn who gets a form change into a queen if they can make it to the opposite side of the stage. canonically a transfem in a gender awakening time loop

just a normal octopus. like half of their moves are 8-way mixups so you have a 12.5% chance of guessing right

a character with a completely different physics engine from every other character, whose damage scales off momentum and such. obviously all bugs that don't crash the game are considered features and are legal to exploit in tournament play, so they're F tier for three years until someone discovers a glitch technique called poopsliding or something and they instantly shoot up to being the strongest in the game

If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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one of my favorite tweets ever