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Honestly the best part of this episode

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Suffering from success. Based on a submission from @superbly-charging-at-78-percent

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trio panel redraws from some very early TAZGNs... and one panel from Suffering Game >:3

TAZGN6: The Suffering Game will be out in just THREE WEEKS (!!) on 7/16/24!! there's still time to submit your preorder receipt & get an acrylic keychain from :01 (US/CAN). And if you haven't preordered yet, you can preorder through one of these independent bookstores to snag a copy signed by one of the McElroys while supplies last!

(I'm not involved with distributing the signed copies, please direct questions to link! I am always happy to sign books if you bring them to a con I'm tabling at-- for 2024, that's Flamecon, AnimeNYC, and SPX! <3)

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I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

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well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses

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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”

“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 

“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”

“goddammit we love domes around here”

“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”

“are there any non terrible questions”

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HIGH STAKES TIC-TAC-TOE (mbmbam animated, ep. 361)

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Wanted to get out my first passes of the Versus Dracula squad (and I have no idea how to actually spell their names), so here's Crawford "Mutt" Muttoner (and Lady Agatha Thistlewait), Lady Elizabeth Godwin, and Brother Filo. Designs are naturally subject to change considering we've just met them, but here first impressions

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TAZ vs Dracula has been carrying me all January it is so good

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i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

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FYI every purchase of any of The Adventure Zone music on Griffin McElroy's Bandcamp will be entirely donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund for the rest of the year. His music is set at 'name your price', and the McElroys are also going to match the donations.

If you've listened to even a bit of any TAZ campaign, you surely know what a fantastic musician Griffin is, and there is no better time to purchase his music than now.

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you can't comprehend how much this image means to me... my beautiful darling wizard. he is broken and dirty and grizzled and furious. he got crushed by a washing machine. his robe is ruined, his thighs are out. shit just got REAL. this has derailed my entire day

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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Taako installs a fancy combination bird feeder and fountain near the side of his house. If he and Lup have to move from a reasonable city apartment to a suburb lacking in decent scenic views, he at least wants something nice to look at when he’s working at home. Nature being good for the brain chemicals or whatever.

Taako’s already accounted for the size and scope of the fountain setup—from what Lucretia’s nerd books say, the local bird population consists of larger carrion eaters, mainly ravens. Big birds mean big fountain base, minimal interference, and a wider variety of food. With a little help from Mags, the hard part is already out of the way. The battery powered food bank distributes on a twice daily timer. All he has to do is get the fountain hooked up to a water source and it’s good to go. No biggie.

What Taako has not accounted for is waking up the day after the feeder is installed, just to glance out of his window and see a whole ass man crouched out on the lawn with the rest of the flock.

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Bonus points if you tell me how they win.

(Because poor Griffin only had 2, I've added my favourite of his PCs for the shorter campaigns, feel free to fight me on them)

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