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One time, I had an English professor tell me I should stop using my inhaler because it was bad for the environment.

Yeah an if you dropped dead it would significantly reduce your carbon footprint too, huh. What if we ALL just stopped breathing. Can’t be throwing fistfuls of plastic fuckin straws directly into the South Pacific when you got a BPM of zilch, can you? What a fuckin innovator. Was he head of your nation’s EPA *directly* before he retired to become world’s youngest baseline edgelord 4chan ass 14 year old boy with tenure, or did he wait for his 3rd consecutive Nobel peace prize before giving someone else a chance? Ask him if his back hurts from carrying the weight of all the world’s most pressing concerns to and from Chuck E Cheese each night or if his tiny spiny propellor hat lightens the load a bit. Did his big red clown nose come standard with his tweed set or he spring for the premium model with the biodegradeable sustainable foam and the super-boosted honk-honk action? Are his size 23 clown bitch oxfords custom? Does he take one off to use as a canoe on his annual vacations to his summer home in the balmy and tropical shit fuck dumbass islands or does he just levitate everywhere he goes by the power of his unparalleled Xmen level intellect. Can you ask him if Magneto is gonna spare the human race to run laps in his hamster wheel electrical generator complex or if he’s just gonna wipe us all the fuck out for the carbon tax credit. Ask him if the weight of his gigantic balls dragging in the ground behind him everywhere he goes adds to the mileage on his Tesla. When he wipes his ass does he use single ply to save the trees or just a fistful of baby ducklings that he can then gently bathe by hand with water collected by the rain barrel in the endangered orchid garden by the solarium on the west side of his sprawling villa, the one he bought when he sold the patent for the perpetual motion motion machine he built out of toothpicks and marshmallows in third grade before the obvious intellectual gap between himself and the rest of us bumbling simpletons weighed him down and killed his passion to create. What other wisdom has he yet to share with the world? What other knowledge that only he and my reiki-healing essential-oil-drinking violet-aura neighbour know that may benefit us all? Holy shit, have I been drinking WATER my whole life? That shit that whales live in? Guess I’ll just go lay in a hole out back and wait for the compost heap to take me. Should I confess my sins to Captain Planet first, so he may redeem my wicked soul in the true Eco Catholic way, or was that recyclable soda can I threw in the trash downtown at last year’s garlic bread festival because there were no recycling bins provided the final straw that made me unworthy of glorious green salvation? BRB, gotta go strip naked and flagellate myself before the begonias so that they may know the depth of my remorse. Don’t worry, I only buy locally-sourced hemp lashes produced by small home businesses at the farmer’s market, they have a three-for-two sale on Sundays if you bring your own reusable bag. Christ on a fucking cupcake

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I think I have a commitment issue

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS TRUMPPHOBIC

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Hello, friend! I was wondering what got you into Rain World? And maybe what campaigns or details about it that you like?

EEE HI!!!

ohhh that's hard to say, because I knew about rainworld for a while but didn't get as into it until recently-

I think finding a few videos that explained some of the lore and context clues really helped me get interested, because initially I was having a REAALLL hard time trying to gather any information about the fan-works I was seeing online via any gameplay-

after getting a little morsel of information the dam basically broke through and I quickly grew to adore watching the complicated simulated ecosystem with it's silly little ragdoll sprites and beautiful scenery and ambience. That's not even getting into the attachment I started getting for the characters oml LTTM is so friggin sweet and i ADORE HER AAAA (T▽T)

but ye I already was interested for a while but the second I gained a teensy lil bit of understanding I was HOOKED XD

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RAAAAAAAA SPIRIT ART-

SPINSPINSPINSSSS

SHAKES YOU BY THE SHOULDERS BC THE E X P R E S S I O N S ? ! ? ! THE P O S E S OML THE MOVEMENT THE LIFE RAAAAADKFJDJHFJSJSKSK

YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY HOW HE FEELS IN HIS BODY LANGUAGE THIS IS SO COOLLLLLLL-

also I'm stealing the slugcats they're mine now I shall love em to death theWayYouDrewThemIsSoCuteAaaaaaa \(T▽T)/

Various Rain World sketches

The top drawing of Five Pebbles is right when his can starts to collapse. I’d imagine his chamber is full of rot, and while he’s hardly functioning, he’d still maybe be taken by surprise.

The ones that aren’t Pebbles are just slugcats (no particular slugcat).

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I so desperately want to be able to draw like this again and it's just not. friggin. translating on to the paper, I want to blame it on me not having the same tools but deep down I know I just let my art deteriorate and now I can't figure out how to get my artstyle back. I want to draw more and express how these characters look in my head and this was as close as I could've possibly gotten and I adore it so much.

and now I'm afraid I won't ever be able to do it again.

blorbo!!

Is it egotistical of me to say he's my favorite and that I also kin him? ;-;

Either way this is my version of the silly silly boy and yes I'm only gonna give these skellies three digits per appendage bc it's easier on me and also makes them look a little less human, the number of spine segments and ribs is still up for debate though XD

also his rainbow freckles when he blushes are always forgotten and that makes me sad so I made two lil doodles of him all happy and blushy :]

anyway I'm barely processing that I made this. I love it so much and like, my, my hands did this??? Are you, no you're joking because there's no way I was able to produce something that gives me so much dopamine and seratonin-

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CHEWS-DAY BE UPON YE

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CHEWS-DAY!

testing out howta use AI disturbance on my art, been missing my pen sorely too :')

Oh this lil cat's name is Zephyr btw, he's my comfort OC :D

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*sobs*

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ICE CREAM DELIVERY!!!!!!🍦♡ྀི give ice cream to your favourite bloggers and help them stay cool this summer. 🍧♡

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THANK YOU THIS IS SUPER COOL(*pun not intended but accepted*)

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I love this so much I wanna chew on it like a dog toy

Some old art I found in haven’t ever finished

Looks good enough tho, i don’t remember what the theme was

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Yep

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.