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I don't like Fluffyvenom.

What opinion(s) about The Bad Guys got you like this? It can be either about the book series or dreamworks' movie adaptation.

(The image is from the scrapped opening of The Bad Guys)

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Mr. Wolf AND Diane Foxington in a movie together? Sign me up.

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Oh, I would so love for someone to make an AU of this.

Mr. Shark MUST be The Genie, no questions asked.

Similarities between two of my favorite couples in animation: Aladdin & Jasmine and Mr. Wolf & Diane Foxington

1. One is a Thief, and the other is a person in a Higher Position

2. Both are very flirtatious with each other. Their chemistry is 😘🤌

3. The Thief goes in disguise to swoon the Girl.

4. Both ladies have a big reveal of their true identities in order to save their thieves.

5. Both couples have amazing dance numbers.

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Shark totally ships them.

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Wolfington & Wildehopps parallels

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Wolf: Sly fox

Diane: Dumb wolf

Wolf: You know you love me ;)

Diane: Do I know that?

Diane: Yes :) Yes I do

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Get yourself someone who looks at you the way they look at each other.

The way they look at each other

The way they look together

Heck! They look like a married couple with their baby

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"These two films are almost similar. They have similar tragic backstories involving foxes who are in ambiguous interspecies relationships with the main characters."

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Mr. Wolf looks like if Logan Lerman and Dylan O'Brien had a love child and then that love child had a fursona.

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Vadim Goeke and Kyle Rittenhouse

What does Vadim Goeke and Kyle Rittenhouse both have in common?

They support police

They're both racists

They're Trump supporters

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(late comment, I know) He posted something a little concerning on Tumblr this month as well, and he rarely posts there these days. Says his fiance is talking about the prospect of them having a kid together, he's terrified of the idea, and she says he's being dramatic. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but to me it sounds like she's dismissing his concerns and it does come off as a cry for help, especially since he rarely posts on Tumblr. I'm not trying to get involved in drama, but he's making it public and it feels like a cry for help, it's hard to ignore, ya know?

Never ignore the truth, especially when it comes from a POC and a trans woman

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRpBc0k4WTJ93U3jhT4TGNx0XPKn6R5z82Vwn4ULyDEEQIIQbZbMNn74xflZR3YVmyiqRDCLiY6YWjp/pub

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTHqth9VM7OD0WvWXgGg1vXsymvodKTyolS5zfa7YMIMHrdDuf2H2aSwHhDDYZQh4o_JOjO00U829sG/pub?fbclid=IwAR1FNk2WzU9bcXaaUKX2ED2Gg93431WCmBKOMFzaT7-JrGmZ4Sxsen_9FHE

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Looks like these were missed in this thread, but I just saw these on twitter and w o o o o w - he is clearly crying for help.He wants this public.

Never ignore the truth, especially when it comes from a POC and a trans woman

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRpBc0k4WTJ93U3jhT4TGNx0XPKn6R5z82Vwn4ULyDEEQIIQbZbMNn74xflZR3YVmyiqRDCLiY6YWjp/pub

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTHqth9VM7OD0WvWXgGg1vXsymvodKTyolS5zfa7YMIMHrdDuf2H2aSwHhDDYZQh4o_JOjO00U829sG/pub?fbclid=IwAR1FNk2WzU9bcXaaUKX2ED2Gg93431WCmBKOMFzaT7-JrGmZ4Sxsen_9FHE

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Never ignore the truth, especially when it comes from a POC and a trans woman

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRpBc0k4WTJ93U3jhT4TGNx0XPKn6R5z82Vwn4ULyDEEQIIQbZbMNn74xflZR3YVmyiqRDCLiY6YWjp/pub

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTHqth9VM7OD0WvWXgGg1vXsymvodKTyolS5zfa7YMIMHrdDuf2H2aSwHhDDYZQh4o_JOjO00U829sG/pub?fbclid=IwAR1FNk2WzU9bcXaaUKX2ED2Gg93431WCmBKOMFzaT7-JrGmZ4Sxsen_9FHE

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Anorexic Gia

We hear a lot of outcry against body image stuff like models and dolls that are too thin, and what effect this has on young girls. But what about what it does to jaguars? I just saw the DreamWorks animated movie Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, and one of the main characters, a jaguar named Gia, looks dangerously thin! What message does this send to our nation’s jaguars? Some people might say that since it’s an animated film, the jaguar is just drawn like that, and no animals were starved or brainwashed to get such a look; and that’s a fine retort for humans, but what about for jaguars? Jaguars don’t know that stuff! They just know they feel fat after seeing Madagascar 3. So jaguars all over the country will be binging and purging, and we’re all just going to think it’s hairballs! They don’t know it’s just a movie! So they will starve themselves to try to attain this dangerously unrealistic body image, and they’ll get sick! But they won’t want to eat for fear of gaining weight! And all because of this movie! (And I notice it’s the only female character in the movie that’s unrealistically skinny! And it’s also the only jaguar! So it’s sexist and, um, jaguarist {?}.) Here’s a picture of Gia from Madagascar 3 (Now tell me that jaguar isn’t emaciated!):

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Still the only character who can do the fart attack scene justice.

officer clawhauser- jerry

WHO WOULD EVER BE MEAN TO CLAWHAUSER THO

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For those who need some context, Clawhauser is retiring (let’s pretend he is older in this drawing), so Judy plans to help him tick off all his goals that he didn’t get to do (eating in the city council dining room, meeting a former mayor, having a building named after him, etc.), which culminates in the department throwing a retirement party for him, complete with a cake. Clawhauser grabs a piece, but unfortunately, his sleeve catches fire from the surrounding flames.

Can you draw Clawhauser as Jerry Gergich?

I never saw the show, so I searched some images and I saw one that inspired me xD Hope you like it :)

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