traumanap

[traumanap]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[traumanap]

pľęāşĕ šəťh ī nęèd ýœűŕ ÖÅŢŠ

���....”

“The breakfast cereal?”

[traumanap]

“Can you walk?”

“Ideally, yes but just….not right now. Right now I stay down here,” Seth grunted, expression blank as he stared dreamily up at the sky. He’d been on the floor for a good half hour, at least that was his estimation before Karla found him. There’d been water on the floor and before he knew it, he’d been three feet off on the ground and on his back in the blink of an eye.

The pain had long since faded but his will to get back up was still aching. Or, in Seth’s perspective, he hadn’t found a reason to stand back up.

[traumanap]

Castle, Halsey

[traumanap]

​bury a friend // billie eilish

[traumanap]

Kid Gorgeous sentence starters

“You ever seen a ghost?”

“Say more right now”

“I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”

“Let’s change the subject”

“This is a weird topic”

“None of us ever really know our fathers”

“We don’t have time to unpack all of that”

“STREET SMARTS!”

“Sit up straight! Be respectful!”

“So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”

“Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”

“That’ll throw him off his rhythm”

“Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”

“As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”

“Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”

“If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”

“What would Leonard Bernstein do”

“Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”

“Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”

“I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”

“She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”

“I thought our transaction was over”

“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

“College was like a four year game show”

“Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”

“These meaningless politeness rules”

“I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”

“See you at improv practice”

“Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”

“I am damp all the time”

“I don’t think it’s anything serious”

“I’m gross now”

“Y’know, life?”

“Monkey monkey monkey man”

“I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”

“It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”

“I’m trying to stay nice though”

“Maybe they have a different definition of nice”

“If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”

“Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”

“That must change you as a person”

“Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”

“We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”

“Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”

“Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”

“Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”

“How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”

“May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”

“It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”

“There’s a horse loose in the hospital”

“What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”

“We’re well past that”

“Okay okay okay okay okay okay”

“I have fired the horse catcher”

“How come you opened the door for the horse?”

“I used to pay less attention”

“I’m lazy by nature”

“And you can quote me on that”

“We bought a stroller for our dog”

“Just one more follow up question”

“What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”

“That’s the same joke twice”

“A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”

“It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”

“The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”

“God can’t hear you”

[traumanap]

if you tell seth to do something, there’s always a 50/50 chance he’ll do it depending 

[traumanap]

                    there’s something WRONG with me.                  a flaw in my code, a virus in my heart                    i think i’ve f o r g o t t e n how to love

independent fandomless original character penned by makenzie

[traumanap]

Send “You’re coming with me” to pick my muse up and carry them away

[traumanap]

Sentence Starters —  to cheer up / talk with sad muses.

( Change pronouns as needed! )

’ You’re not usually like this. What happened? ‘

‘ Are… are you crying? Oh my God, what happened? Are you alright? ‘

‘ Don’t bullshit me. I’ve never seen you cry before. Of course something is up! ‘

‘ I know we fight a lot, but I still don’t like seeing you crying. ‘

‘ No. No! That’s enough. They won’t be hurting you any longer. This was the last straw! ‘

‘ Oh, please don’t cry. Come here, come… please don’t cry. ‘

‘ I know you’re in there! Please let me in. ‘

‘ I can hear you crying, you know? Do you want to open this door to talk or… ‘

‘ You want to be left alone, I know. But would you mind if I stayed near you anyway? Quietly, of course. I just want to be nearby to make sure that you’ll be fine. ‘

‘ Cry it out, it’s alright. Yeah, just like that. Just cry it out. ‘

‘ Please tell me what happened. I want to help you. ‘

‘ I’m here! It’s alright, I’m here now! ‘

‘ Hold my hand; we’ll get through this. Together. ‘

‘ I’m certain they’ll come back. They would never abandon you. ‘

‘ Come on now. I thought I was supposed to be the emotional one here? ‘

‘ You’re not stupid for being sad. You’re stupid for not letting yourself be sad. ‘

‘ I knew we couldn’t trust him. I will make his life a living hell for doing this to you. ‘

‘ I got your jacket; let’s go to your favourite place. You look like you need to get distracted. ‘

[traumanap]

He pondered this, eyes drifting away for a moment before a conclusion allowed his gaze to snap back towards hers’. “Then I die. As I’ve said, I’m not a fighter nor do I care to become one. It’s not who I am and as overrated as I labeled it, death is....well, it’s death. No harm done after it comes. You understand, I’m sure?”

[traumanap]

“What if I choose neither? I’m not built as a fighter and dying is getting vastly overrated.” A polite sort of confusion lingers in his tone as he stares at her, hands folding in his lap.

Ravyn - open

     “   YOU   either   fight   like   a   man   or   die   like   a   damn   dog   —   !!   ”

[traumanap]

Send “Shove” to pin my muse against a wall.

Send “Pinned” for my muse to pin your muse against a wall.

[traumanap]

Anne, probably: who is this small, emotionless child,,,,

“Well, I wouldn’t say I’m emotionless per say, I just have trouble--” Seth paused, glancing down for a moment. “That was rhetorical, huh? You didn’t really want any exposition. Okay. In that case, I’m Seth. Colburn, if you want the full glory of it all.” He nodded, a small, forced smile appeared on his face before he was looking back down at his shoes.

“Will I be allowed the pleasure of your name in return?”

[traumanap]

“I don’t really....feel anything. And I s’ppose that feels great.”

[traumanap]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

[traumanap]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞