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Attention Tampon (Strings Attached)
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If you don't understand my jokes then it's probably because they're inside jokes between me, myself, and I.
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Can someone please make an ADD/ADHD friendly browser add-on? I have never been diagnosed with either, but I have always had an insane inability to focus, and my being here in the middle of trying to write an essay is just further evidence of how little focus I have. Microsoft Edge’s little clickbait ads whenever you open a new tab or Google’s different logos throw me for a WIDE loop. An adblocker and something that prevents images/videos and selected websites from being viewed without a secondary confirmation (i.e. “Are you sure you want to continue to www.tumblr.com? This item is on your focus assist blocked list.”) when enabled would help me and those with lower focus ability. Without those rabbit holes of distraction to fall down, it’s much easier to make the conscious decision. Thoughts? Suggestions? Etc.??
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire was my bisexual awakening and y’all know why... Kida, Audrey, and Helga?? But also Milo and Sweet???? Mm. 
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This is how we do it in Arizona XO 
(shot with a Canon Rebel T6 and edited with Adobe Photoshop, which I’m still trying to get the hang of!)
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Current Thoughts: 
- “Oh my god, college” 
- “Oh my god, high school” 
- I am so fat 
- Should I build a lamp? 
- How do I woo this guy in my calc class? 
- POWER STRIPS 
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I love how rocks have such a significance in the modern world.
Like… we transport better rocks than the ones we have to our backyards, we use them in massages, we cut and polish them to make them jewelry, we have an entire field dedicated to them… like y’all thought it’s the Illuminati like nah it’s the rocks.
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Arizona and Florida have the same alignment and energy, just on opposite sides of the US
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Aesthetic of Arizona
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Today in Arizona with a Canon Rebel T6 and telephoto lens
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Reblogging, will add onto this later...
Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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WWII Simplified - The Axis Powers Alliance
The spoiled, white, emo, edgelord babies create a club to share their racist ideas.
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@unclefather I need answers. 
First date hack: slip the waiter a $12 bill and ask them to compliment you all night. This will influence your date to think you are better than you are
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Popular Unpopular Opinion
Halsey is great and hopeless fountain kingdom is the best and I’m addicted. 
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Marinara
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Look out for my autobiography, coming to a bookstore near you: “Lots of Carbohydrates, Bad Decisions, Dogs, and Regrets”.
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I woke up hungry, confused, annoyed, and with a very sore jaw...? All I remember is football?? I swear I didn’t do drugs but it sure felt like it??? 
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A darkened hallway. On the walls, fifty canvases, all displaying different miscellaneous things. Eight people walk up and down the hall. Occasionally, a trash can full of frozen peas puts up another canvas and walks away. 
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