saffron/moxxthey/them pakistani & texan current hyperfixation: red vs bluetransbajablast on ao3
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y'all ever think about what an absolute monster Washington would have been with a stable AI? because i think about it a normal (gripping, rattling, gnawing the bars of my enclosure) amount. he didn't have a niche among the freelancers, like York and his locks or North with the sharpshooting or Carolina who is Carolina, but he was definitely their 'jack of all trades'. he's good at infiltration, he shot down a Pelican while freefalling through the air with the Sarcophagus, he's absolutely lethal with a knife, they told him he had to crack a lock in York's place and he's, like, "hm. guess i better brush up on my field manual on the flight in." he wasn't necessarily 'the best' at anything but if they ever just needed an extra set of reliable hands? Washington could fill the part. Delta made York a better lockpick by preventing him from setting off alarms, Theta made North a better shot by helping with more calculated trajectories- imagine the potential Washington had, with his already incredibly broad skillset and his ability to adapt. if they'd given him literally any other AI, i truly believe Washington would have been damn near unstoppable.
#everyday i cry about project freelancer#i love wash so bad#i can fix him (lying)#washington my beloved#red vs blue#rvb#agent washington#rvb washington#project freelancer
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one of y’all every time I log onto this site:
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my favorite thing right now is how mad the official french language people are that parts of african languages are getting mixed into french
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[rings bell] COME GET YALL MERC FOOD
#every time i see this man's face on my dash i gotta lock in bc you just KNOW we're about to get merc lore#miles luna#red vs blue#rvb
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“I was always watching you” for the Moon Crisis Sailor Moon Tribute Art Show
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Makos, requested by @alevolpe <3
I hadn't drawn Mako since highschool, she's lovely and so are you :^)
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sat on the floor at work and wrote yorkalina fanfic today o7
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bitches be like "this is my comfort show" and then it's red vs blue season 8
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Jackson Wang in an rvb fic, thoughts?
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What ship is this called?
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got home from work and was very upset, said to the wife "i wanna watch sailor moon or rvb" and so we put on the psa's only to discover donut does a sailor moon transformation in one of them
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forever thinking about how the recollection era makes you think that epsilon's implantation to wash was successful and epsilon slowly unraveled over time and wash had a fall from grace as a freelancer, only for you to get to project freelancer and discover that, no, it happened immediately, epsilon was kicking and screaming and mourning, everything that washington was and epsilon is got mixed together in fucking seconds, washington learned all of the atrocities of project freelancer in an instant, and of course it overwhelmed him, his entire world shattered, and now neither of them know whose memory is whose, and they will never be complete again, with or without the other
#oh just twist the knife further huh#you come onto MY POST#/j#agent washington#rvb epsilon#rvb#red vs blue
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ace-spec gang
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the reviews are in
red vs blue but sexyback plays whenever agent carolina is on screen
#who else should get the sexyback treatment#agent carolina#project freelancer#rvb#rvb shitpost#red vs blue#moxx musings
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i said "im just really tired" to my partner and then followed it up with "rvb reference?" and then he shot me
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