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You see all these “Don’t kill yourself!” posters up on the wall? They weren’t up before.

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me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck

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I can’t believe you’ve never seen “The Office.”

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This is gold

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when will boys realize that girls that are “hard to get” are…. how do i say it…. not interested 

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person: *tries to justify kylo’s actions by saying it was impossible for him to break free of his brainwashing so he didn’t have a choice*

me: 

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being a person who just naturally cries a lot is so embarrassing like 

stressed out? cry. confused? cry. happy? cry. emotional movie? cry. scared? cry. you respond to every possible emotion by crying. and you have to tell people not to panic because like? you just cry a lot and not to take it personally but like 

crying 

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why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is 

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My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.

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I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen 

#everyone read this #then read it again

(via budddha)

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Lauren Kay Sims

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Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

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I’m a cat whisperer. When I go to people’s houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

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HQ Vogue

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‘’I’m in a magical relationship right now. And of course I want it to be ours, and low-key… this is the one thing that’s been mine about my personal life.’’

- Taylor Swift, Vogue

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HQ Vogue