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Can we see what Phoenix and Reginald's first impressions of each other are?
in my current fanon timeline, they met when Phoenix (though obviously that wasn’t their name yet) was roughly 18. one of their co-workers knew that the lead support agent had a reputation for giving free, half-decent haircuts to the agents, and since they knew that Phoenix— Laika— hated their hair and was dirt-poor, decided to introduce em.
Phoenix’s first impression was overwhelmingly positive. Reggie forgot about the interaction within the week. the next time they spoke was two and a half years later when Phoenix became a field agent.
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dad handler helping his kids agents beat a hard Super Mario level (1967)
Artfight mass attack featuring the lovely Agent Phoenixes of @purplebehittindifferent, @calivide, @solhunder, @tillywunderwing, @phoenix-and-found-family, and @gr3yyyyy! i wish i could’ve fit in more, but if your Phoenix did not appear, fear not. i’ve got a whole month and no one is safe >:3 (but there are a STUPID amount of Phoenixes so like if you want my attention you could always attack me or drop me a message ;] )
referenced from this photo:

#I know I’ve already reblogged this#but it just makes me so happy#ieytd#i expect you to die#agent phoenix
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Agent Phoenix gets turned into / body swaps with a cat.
Knowing no one can immediately tell, they take the opportunity to cause chaos via cat shenanigans.
Like... sitting on Reggie's chair or keyboard to ask for attention.
they always figured that if they’d turn into any animal it would be a dog but they’re down for this too! i know the common Phoenix interpretation is a head empty ginger cat but for mine i figured the calico stereotype of being fiery and very high energy fit better :3c
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I'VE HAD THESE FILES FOR SO FUCKING LONG
WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN.
I NEVER NOTICED THAT ZOR'S FILE
HAS THE CONFIDENTIAL STAMPS IN THE SHAPE OF A Z?!
Zor had to have someone one the inside do that, there is no other reason for the EOD to do that
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#I am both#I will analyze this man for HOURS#however he is also a Son Of A Bitch(tm)#Bully your fav#ieytd#i expect you to die#ieytd fandom#ieytd2#i expect you to die 2#john juniper#spoilers#ieytd 2 spoilers
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I know if they continue IEYTD they'll likely be following the Phantom thread through Phoenix's POV, but like.
It'd be so neat to get a prequel game where you're playing as the Phantom (Assuming it's Vitti), and you have a companion throughout the game that functions as a sort of "bonus Handler" like Prism in K-BOOM (in the sense that there are two people giving you directions and talking with each other too), but as the Phantom is put in more and more danger the Handler's unfazed, but the companion's getting more worried. And the game ends with Phantom "dying" and the end credits table has a goodbye note left to the companion from Phantom, and that note reveals that the companion was Zor all along. Which would explain Why Zor's Like That and give any dramatic reveal of them an actual narrative punch beyond being attached to/being the previous top agent. Idk, almost certainly will not happen, but I think it'd be neat.
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Phoenix: Do your organs ever just like... hurt?
Reginald: Yep. Take it yours do right now?
Phoenix: yeah
#Reginald was a field agent who would stick guns through mail slots for the memes#you cannot convince me that man doesn't also have insane pain tolerance and general recklessness#ieytd#i expect you to die#ieytd fandom#agent phoenix#handler ieytd#reginald crane#incorrect quotes
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Sending this ask in hopes it does not get swallowed by the void like my previous ones.
Anyway, I'm curious how Phoenix reacted when they found out that it was not a vacation during First Class.
Thanks for your contribution to the fandom! It's always been a treat to see your posts.
i don’t draw my Agent Phoenix during active missions all that often, but know that they never seem to really mind what’s going on around them. ever. it’s always just another tuesday for them
#I love how everyone's Phoenix is just like-#“Wooowwww. What a totally real vacation. Had me fooled.”#No one fucking bought that and I think that's beautiful#ieytd#i expect you to die#agent phoenix#not my art
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Chapter 16 of Smoke, Spotlights, and Mirrors is out!!
Chapter 16: Recovering
This chapter's a lot lighter and leans into hurt/comfort. The contents of the previous chapter are mentioned, but it's a much lighter, more care-taking chapter. Still, please take care of yourselves, no fic is worth your mental health
#ieytd#i expect you to die#ieytd fandom#agent phoenix#ieytd2#i expect you to die 2#john juniper#ieytd fanletters#ieytd number one fan
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This f🎭cking guy
#THE fucking guy#i expect you to die#ieytd#ieytd2#i expect you to die 2#the spy and the liar#john juniper#ieytd fanart#alternatively: The Bastard
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Agent Phoenix: ... As much as I'd like to hate the Fabricator for being evil, what she has done in other areas makes it hard for me to hate her. Reginald: Why is that? Agent Phoenix: The clothes she designs have pockets in them. Pockets.
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The amount of space John Juniper take up in my head is problematic
I like it that way
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odd and random question but what is everyone's opinion on trans masc/ trans fem jjs, for survey purposes.
#I don’t see anything wrong with it#I don’t *personally* hc it but like#my hc’s are not law#my OTP’s a Fem gender-fluid Phoenix/Juniper/Trans Masc Phoenix#from a universe merger crack fic that just turned into me and my buddy adopting each other’s Phoenixes#I’d be a damn hypocrite to say JJ can’t be trans#I reblogged a post a while ago that said “if you only hc Fabby and JJ as trans maybe reflect on that” a while back#but that’s because I think it’s good to take a step back and reflect on HC’s once in a while#why do you see XYZ in a character and is it due to stereotypes#went through that recently with Prism=Mom headcanons and concluded that actually I don’t care for that HC#but I think you should do that for all HC’s to some degree. Not like obsess or languish every waking moment#to ensure you’re “politically correct” enough or anything like that#just once in a while step back and think a bit deeper and listen to other voices in the fandom if they say something’s uncomfortable#sometimes you’ll get some damn good internal reflection#and sometimes it’s people going “B-B-BUT MY OTP!!!”#it is what it is#this got away from me-
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Chapter 15 of Smoke, Spotlights, and Mirrors is out!
Chapter 15: After Party
This chapter's heavier, so be sure to read the content warning at the top of the chapter! If this content is going to be triggering, please skip it, no fic is worth your mental health!
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I Expect Yee to Haw sketch page i started like a week ago and only just finished <3
#ssssame Reginald#also DAMN I’m gay for that actor-#that aside#fucking love this au#living for it in fact#i expect yee to haw
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Between IEYTD2 and IEYTD3:
Handler: …I’m not sure it’s helping, should we get you something other than the ukulele-?
Phoenix: NO YOU SHOULD GET ME ANOTHER MISSION! YOU KNOW I CAN’T STAND SITTING AROUND LIKE THIS!
#mood#ieytd#ieytd animatic#ieytd fandom#agent phoenix#the handler#reginald crane#i expect you to die#get the bird some therapy
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@phoenix-and-found-family @stellar-collective
This is how Safe and Sound went, right?
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