#I can dig it

[karniss-bg3]

Ach I imagine a Kar’niss enjoyer seeks only to comfort the poor soul—- but listening to Raphael boss music got me thinking. The horrors of Kar’niss having another silver-tongued manipulator after being freed from the Absolute (Hope seems like such a TEMPTING offer). *pushes unromancable background antagonists together in a for funsies* He deserves better but the brain worms for tragedy exist here.

Seriously though, I can see that leading to some really dark stuff. Not that dark is a bad thing, it can lend itself to some intense character growth depending on how the story unfolds. But hoo, WOWEE-BOWEE, that is a shit soup Kar'niss could very well drown in. I don't know if he could survive three cruel masters in a row, depending on how Raphael utilized Kar'niss and to what ends. He is more of a smooth talker and manipulator. Compare that to Lolth and the Absolute and maybe Raphael would be the lesser of three evils.

For some reason the idea of Kar'niss being kept in a cage and dragged all over as a side show act for people to gawk at is something that came to mind. Driders are ultra rare surface side and people would probably pay good coin to stare at the "spider freak". Folks would likely hurl insults at him but that'd be the kindest thing they'd throw. Rocks, food containers, vegetables, he'd be pummeled by anything they could get away with. Drow alone are already treated poorly, a drider would be outright doomed.

Not sure why Raphael would go this route, I doubt he has much use for coin but maybe it's for the pure sick thrill of it. I think I just took 2d10 psychic damage. Poor Kar'niss. D;

Thanks for the ask!

[smashthegiantkiller]

💥💥💥

[therichant]

My mom told my great aunt about my story and now she's reading it. She said Octavia / Lady O looks like Donna Summer.

[lovedeluxe92]

i missed working at night tbh

[swan2swan]

Ah, so this is, in fact, an Everyone Dies Anime. Roger that.

[goodnight-islanders]

coming back to litg after a good while and went to play stick or twist and they let you fuck *a lot* in this one huh?

[franciskirkland-deleted]

Love your OTP. 😻 Indonesia is also quite robust, showing off some pretty swole arms, so I’m sure he’d make a good fuck buddy as well.

thank you <33 its what she deserves! sadly i know nothing abt hetalia indonesia but hell yeah i don't see a reason he can't get in on it. (oh man ok. ur right. godamn. this guy is a total hunk. oh fuck oh shit)

[whatareyousearchingfordean]

(via I got only one bed... which ao3 tag are you? )

the main character, the mood the vibe the moment, you might be a little basic, but cliches are cliches for a reason!

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Hm.

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

Can you dig it?

[lethal-spaceship]

Whoever reposts my dipcifica art to reddit please continue. Reddit cannot comprehend jokes/headcanons and I find it funny.

[chrislebrane]

My friends should tell me more TMI stuff. Merely sayin'.

[boarix]

A way to call companions to you when separated (crouch/sneaking and waiting usually works but... let's goooooo)

Companions can stimpak you, BUT you can control how frequently. ie set a lower limit your health has to reach

Let me pet the dog/cat/crazy-mutated-but-beloved critters

I know I'm a sap, but when not in combat, your companions take your hand and pull you into a dance when you are near a working jukebox. Like... just once maybe. You'll never know when. Doesn't have to be a romanced character. Can be platonic. Ya know, when their affinity is high enough.

If we are keeping the voiced protagonist, have them react to jokes by laughing. Or booing, I guess.

Bring back two companions. It would be funny if you bring two humanoid ones along that don't like each other and have them randomly bicker, or banter.

Stuff I Want to See in the Next Fallout Game

Ghoul player characters

Any of the vaults from the questionably-canon supplementary materials (like the overcrowded Vault 27, or the perpetually-breaking Vault 53, or Vault 43 and its live panther experiment)

A ghoul girl companion with a romantic relationship option

A sad sniper lady with a dead husband

Some kind of fucked-up animal mount that I will nevertheless fall in love with and make doting fan art of

A weather scientist who uses modified eyebots to track radstorms and make forecasts on local radio stations

A tattoo artist who has made it their life's work to figure out how to ink ghoulified tissue to help ghouls feel a little more normal

Aquatic robots

Similarly, mutated marine life that isn't just hanging out on the shore

Robobrain Gilda Broscoe, but she's moved her brain dome onto an assaultron frame (or for maximum seduction, a sentry bot frame)

Night stalkers, again

More super mutants reclaiming their humanity in out-of-the-box ways that challenge how Bethesda usually treats them

[newtsnaturethings]

Hear me out:

I think Zelda should have kept a couple of dragon traits. Just a few.

[zeropro]

a comfort part 2 to that heartbreaking angst maybe? 😭❤️

Hm...well alright then

[a small comfort follow up to this post]

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.