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tooosterduos ¡ 30 minutes ago
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Yes she’s harassing me 🙁🙁
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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tooosterduos ¡ 12 hours ago
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I knew there was something about you.
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Pairing: Jason Todd x fem!ex-vigilante!reader
Warnings: ANGST!!!, swearing, reader is sorta bitch?, not a happy ending! Not proofread
A/n: the people voted so here’s the Jason fic! Unfortunately I don’t know how to write gutting wrenching angst but enjoy!
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Rain tapped against the picture window of Jason and your shared apartment. It was 3:30 am and you had been up all night waiting for him to come home from “patrol”
“Patrol my ass.” You muttered as the clock struck 3:30. The door creeped open at 3:35, making your heart jump as you were quite invested in the book you were reading.
“You’re home late.” You spoke softly, trying not to anger the man in front of you. The two of you had been going through a rough patch the past few months, you thought it would rollover..but when it hit 6 months, you started preparing for the worst.
“Yeah patrol took longer and I expect.” He deadpanned, removing his jacket from his broad shoulders, hanging it onto the standing coat hanger, next to your front door.
“Mhm.” You hummed, “what’s that supposed to mean?” He growled lowly. “Well I’ll tell you what it means. You reek of alcohol, your uniform is no where to be seen, and your hair has obviously been combed. You could’ve told me you were going to the bar.” You replied keep your tone steady, not wanting to give into his antics that were to come.
“Stop doing that.” He snarled at you again, “doing what?” You asked innocently. You knew exactly what he meant, you were reading his mind..quite literally.
“Stop using my mind against me!” He snapped, finally sick of your “bullshit” as he would call it. “I have no privacy with you!” He continued, “Oh baby, privacy left the room a while ago. Privacy left when you asked me to marry you. Privacy left when we started sleeping in the same bed. Privacy is nonexistent in this house.” You growled back.
Now you both were just making each other angrier. “Then maybe I shouldn’t have asked you to marry me if you’re just gonna act like this.” He snapped at you again.
Your chest ached, how could he say something like that? At the end of the day, no matter how much the two of you argued, you still loved him. If he was gonna go low, you were going lower.
“Was she at least pretty?” You question, “what?” He asked quietly. “I said, was she at least pretty.” you said repeating yourself, “what are you talking about?” he rolled his eyes with that sentence.
“Jason..I’m not stupid.” you retorted. “Don’t act like that. As if you haven’t cheated on me!” He yelled, “I haven’t! Why would you even say that!” you asked, your voice small and laced with hurt.
Jason knew how to piss you off, and he was doing everything in his power not to scream at you. You knew deep down that it was the alcohol in his system that was making him act like this. You knew deep down he would never treat you like this, no matter how mad he was at you.
Something more significant was making him act like this. However no matter how hard you searched, you couldn’t find what it was. 
You snapped back into reality, staring at him, hurt. Tears brimming your eyes. It took everything in you to not run from your current situation.
Jason’s eyes softened as he stared at you, realizing the damage he’d done. He crept towards your quivering body. “No.” You stated as you watched him creep closer towards you.
“Listen..I’m sorry.” He stated softly, reaching out his arms toward you. You were quick to move away from his grasp. “I’m sorry doesn’t cut it Jason. I’ve had enough of this! Constant arguing! Over stupid things!” You yelled, struggling to get the words out as tears ran down your face.
“I’m sorry. I’ve had a lot on my mind, I know I should’ve told you. I know I should’ve been more open instead of being an asshole and taking my anger out on you.” he spoke gently again, you could see the sincerity in his eyes.
Your heart and body however, couldn’t forgive him. Not tonight at least. “I’m sorry but I can’t forgive you, not tonight at least.” You said as you wiped a tear from your face, walking towards your bedroom.
Jason didn’t dare to follow, you came back out a few minutes later with a pillow, blanket, and a pair of clean clothes for in the morning.
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tooosterduos ¡ 20 hours ago
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I’m gonna start writing for DC but the question is, who do I write for?
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tooosterduos ¡ 22 hours ago
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The it girls
Explanation: I'm sure everyone knows the "it girls" (or at least some of them! Such as: Jolene, Heather, etc.) I've decided that l'm gonna write little blurbs based off those songs/girls!
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Request?: Open!
Rules?: There really aren't many rules with this, except no smut! If you are worried about something then ask.I'm doing any characters with this so go wild!
Michelle by Sir Chloe~ coming soon
Ophelia by the Lumineers~ coming soon
Hey there Delilah by Plain White T's ~ Bucky Barnes
Sweet Caroline by Neil Dimond coming soon
Jolene by Dolly Parton~ coming soon
Heather by Conan Gray~ coming soon
Jessie's girl by Rick Springfield~ coming soon
Layla by Derek and the Dominos~ coming soon
Valerie by Mark Robson Ft. Amy winehouse~ coming soon
Billy Jean by Michael Jackson~ coming soon
Arabella by the Arctic Monkeys~ coming soon
Carmen by Lana Del Ray~ coming soon
Mary Jane's Last Dance by Tom Petty and the
Heartbreakers~ coming soon
Michelle by the Beatles~ coming soon
Amber by 311~ coming soon (yes I'm aware this isn't quite an "it girl" song but it could be used as one)
Uptown girl by Billy Joel~ coming soon
I wanna be your girlfriend (Hannah) by Girl in Red~
coming soon
Olivia by one direction~ coming soon
My Michelle by Guns N' Roses~ coming soon
Natalie by Bruno Mars~ coming soon
867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Tutone~ coming soon
Sara by Fleetwood Mac~ coming soon
Valerie by TV girl~ coming soon
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tooosterduos ¡ 2 days ago
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The boys, the girls, they all like Carmen.
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Intro: Hello!! Welcome to my writing blog! Works will be added soon!
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Patch ☽ ~ minor!! ~ sarcasm is my middle name ~ dyslexic ~ extrovert ~ writer ~ mentally batgirl, physically a teenage girl ~ she/her
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- Moots:
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Tags:
tooosterduos ~ all my post
Aaliyah hunt ~ criminal minds OC
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Who I write for!
Request rules!
It girl series!
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DNI rules:
30+ DNI!
Racist DNI!
Homophobes DNI!
If you post nsfw content I will not interact with your blog, however you’re more than welcome to interact with mine!
If you’re just a perv in general DNI!!
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Messaging rules:
18 and younger is ok to message me!
19+ may NOT message me
Moots may message me!
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