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just remembered the one time a few years ago i rode a bike off a hill, flew a few feet into the air on said bike, fell and hit my head on the ground, then slept through the next two days
here's some photos of a potato being eaten that i took during those two days




#i was looking through my gallery and found these lmao#potatoes#love them#those?#cycling#no idea why i took these back then tbf#ugh headache went crazy tho#it felt like my brain was swimming in my skull and hitting the walls everytime i moved
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oh this wednesday my biology teacher said "what kind of pornography is this!" at the state of her classroom's curtains
#and today my whole class ran away from the last 2 classes lol#the things that happen when im sick...#my friend and like two other girls were the only ones to stay so the teachers let them go home AND they won't get in trouble#!!!#lol#school#biology teacher
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dad just told my mom that im weird??? like ok man and you have a cunt ass walk
#bro thought i couldn't hear him#lmao im just mad rn cuz ppl keep insulting my cat for like no reason#seriously wtf did a CAT do to you
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oh no tucker slavery and dictatorship is bad
right lol i just watched like 4 eps of dp it was nice
danny n val were so cute in flirting with disaster like might be my fav ship so far. i just like their vibes and all the identity stuff going on. also val got a winx transformation hell yeah. i like the black belt martial arts badass vigilante x some dude dynamic too haha. val's new suit is kinda meh tho, the old one was cuter. i think i just don't like how her face is like, visible in the new one. like i get that it makes showing her expressions easier but she just looked really cool with the faceless evil helmet
sam is cool, i like sam
ngl with the name 'micro management' i thought it would be a jazz episode, but instead it had that guy. he's eh, bullies suck. sometimes he has his good moments but like the whole asshole thing really overshadows them.
i hope that fuckass creep prince guy died or something. double died. like why is bro looking for a bride in a SCHOOL. welp dorathea overthrew him so that's cool. dorathea is a sick name, don't know if i'm spelling it right tho. sam looked sick riding a dragon in that outfit
don't you just hate it when your bffs aren't listening to you so now you gotta become a tyrant and enslave the whole school and make them build the sphynx
lol i hated that episode just because of the embarrassment like damn. i get why tucker was mad abt nobody listening to him tho that looked annoying.
'who the hell is wes'
killed me. also from what i know wes is like a fandom-wide oc, i guess this is how he got his name? lmao
ooh next ep is called 'masters of all time' sounds fun, i like time related stuff
eugh i should really watch the new mlb season im falling behind
#rambling#am i using the right word? ramble?#no idea#also the flirting with disaster and micro management eps really gave me MLB vibes#i love the identity shenanigans with val x danny#felt bad for sam tho#sam deserves better tbf#i really should figure out how to 'format' my text on this app like i've seen ppl make their letters big or different colours and fonts
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finished this thing finally it was annoying
random ass items like that bread did NOT last, pretty sure the chess club always ate it so it was replaced with a new loaf every time i came? The eggs kept moving, at some point they disappeared. The wooden shoes thingies were a pain and i also drew one of them with the lights off cuz the other clubmates were doing something with a projector so then they turned the lights on and i got jumpscared lmao. Oh and the wheat and the metal curvy knife thing also moved a lot. Now that i look back on it tho the knife thing was like extremely rusty i prolly should've made it brown instead of vaguely blue. I like how the metal cup turned out tho! Kinda made me realise i should use more water cuz what the hell. Bread looks kinda moldy but it prolly was irl so that's accurate. It was actually way greener before i slightly changed the colours last minute.
I did NOT like painting the eggs. The colours were so off and the shadows were so weird and the shape was a pain but it turned out okay i think.
Ugh i need gouache paintbrushes. Like at home i only have watercolor ones and it's a pain using gouache with those. At the club obvi there are all the brushes you need tho lol
My volume button on my phone is broken. It's annoying.
Metal cup's my fav part here. White cloth least fav.
Also the photo's kinda shitty it's all a bit blurred oof.
#art#rambling#ugh the cloths are so similar in colour#they weren't like that irl#the one on the right is more yellow while the other one is more pinky-brownish#my left wrist hurts it feels like the bones are placed wrong. i wanna rearrange them#i think it's bc i kept leaning my head on it#seriously those shoes were such a pain like all the little square things and the shape and the colour
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I SAW THE DIPPER CONSTELLATION TODAY!!!!!!!
Aah stars r so cool oml we were outside the city & it got dark so you could actually see them and woahhh
I looked up and saw the constellation and was like huh that's kinda familiar and then OMG GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE
also night summer air smells so good wth??? might become my second fav smell after rain
i wanna take a bite out of the night sky it looks like it would taste good
also one white speck was like moving really fast it was prolly a plane or a satellite ?
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
#dipper#STARS#i feel the need to clarify that I don't actually think the dipper constellation is a gravity falls reference.#it's just that the only reason i recognised it was bc of dipper pines haha
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my dad taught me how to play with knives today
seems kinda counterintuitive for a parent but all my fingers are still attached so it was fun lol
#parenting#lol#it was basically just throwing knives at dirt#threw it a bit too close to my foot and remember my cousing telling me how she once dropped her pencil knife and stabbed her foot😀
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also more doctor gossip apparently clinic n11 doesn't get days off on saturdays and sundays! and it's not even a private clinic, it's a government one so their pay is probably shit. there was more gossip but that was like yesterday i don't remember it anymore.
#MY SPINE IS STRAIGHT!!!!#REJOICE#kinda? it feels straight at least#oh nevermind i was just touching it at the wrong spot. it's still curvy.#oh yeah im curvy#not the sexy kind tho
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oh i watched the fright before christmas yesterday
that one's my favourite now actually
I really really really really hate it when a character gets accused of something they didn't do with a bunch of evidence like i hate it, but in this ep the rhymes almost distracted me from that lol. i liked the rhymes
and all the ghosts having a christmas truce and working together was so cute like omg??? i love it when a hero teams up with their enemy haha
oh and ghostwriter's the coolest like
1. sick powers
2. sick outfit
3. valid crash out
4. kinda actually taught danny a lesson? like that was genuinely his goal instead of just beating him up for shits and giggles
i mean it's not cool that he broke the christmas truce i guess but danny was highkey being shitty like imagine just finally finishing a whole book only for some random kid to come over and destroy all your work like that?? and then not even feel bad abt it???
LOVED the rhymes
oh and i watched the secret weapon ep too it was nice. i love jazz.
also vlad should appear more often i love watching him get destroyed by a teenager. they should bully him more. the "no. not surprised." note was amazing
#rambling#again#also totally rewatching the xmas ep when it's december#if i remember lol#seeing christmas themed stuff feels so weird when it's not christmas like 'oh yeah that was a whple vibe'#then again i do drink from a christmas dog mug all year every year n all#ugh i need a new mug#or i could be like my dad drinking from the same mug for 9+ years#shopping for mugs is so hard tho like what if it's too small#i need a BIG mug#but little cups are so cute like aww it's like we're having a tea party#ew i use the word like too much
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right so i just watched the ultimate enemy eps and WOAH THAT WAS AWESOME
kinda dark too like damn evil danny just had to watch them all die like that? and then prolly killed human danny too
i like how clockwork changes ages n all, super cool. Ooh and the observers totally remind me of The Watcher lol
Future Valerie was so cool like omg gorgeous
Whatever the fuck happened to johnny was absolutely deserved. Oh and ghosts can have children? Or is box lunch adopted? lunchbox would be kinda cooler as a name but oh well
and ugh it's so hard to pirate stuff in english. like i could not find any working sites with the show in english. sure i could just watch it in russian but Danny's voice kinda icked me?
oh also watched the fenton menace ep and placing danny on a spinning table thing is wild. sheesh surprised how he hasn't actually gone crazy.
Jazz is amazing and deserves everything in the world i love her she's awesome
#ramble#i do not like johnny#kinda felt bad for the ghost pirate kid tho like he was an annoying shit but he's a kid? that's their whole thing?#the parrot was cute tho taking care of the child n playing along with it haha#not cool of it to just let the menace terrorize some guy n make everyone think he's crazy tho like bro watch ur kid wtf#i liked how the viewers couldn't see the ghost too tho like they almost had me believing he was actually tweaking lol
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oh and i eavesdropped on some medical gossip today. apparently the workers at clinic n6 got a 115k bonus this march, while my doctors only got 23k. And clinic n3 got like 209k, and they say their bonuses get higher and higher every year?
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just watched the reign storm eps of danny phantom and Sam said something like "You did it. You saved the town." and i got intense gravity falls flashbacks
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i just downloaded like 3gb of a show from a google docs link i found on reddit lmao
took me like 30 minutes to figure out how to actually open the episodes after downloading them but it works :D
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that moment when you're just watching a cartoon ignoring your responsibilities when your classmate sends a video of a hanged teenager and a photo of the murderer with the words "let's beat the shit out of him" wtf? and then another classmate pops up saying that three of her friends got arrested for beating him up?
ooh been a few hours and now there's another video of a different hanging person
#serial killer? or some very late april fools joke haha. ok no im not that stupid the bodies looked real#i was watching danny phantom lol#they're sending it all in the teacherless class group chat and the articles abt some escaped murderer#i trust that nobody reads this blog and i need to talk about this SOMEWHERE lmao#prolly gonna delete this when im awake enough tho ahah
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ugh everything is so gross right now eggs are gross soup is gross noodles are gross wtf am i supposed to eat q-q
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just read an absolute masterpiece AND the work has 2 more parts aswell as 5 more inspired by it oh i am LIVING
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just tried pizza with pineapple for the first time and it was ok? yall are dramatic asf
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