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Is there actually anything to link the pineapple baby thing to Babygate? Or are people just assuming it's linked?

Uhm I think it’s pretty obvious no? 

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BAD BOYS, GOOD LIPS

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empty arena version of if i could fly by one direction with rain

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New OTRA pictures

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do you ever think about how Harry and Louis had to learn sign language just so they could talk to each other while they’re literally in the same band like that’s so sad

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BABY 🌟

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So, let me get this straight.

The current narrative: Harry has left Modest! Management. He did not tell Louis, Liam or Niall, who all remain with Modest! as far as we have been told. Harry is reportedly signed to Jeff Azoff’s new management firm, but nobody with any authority has confirmed or denied that claim. Harry is going solo, very very solo.

What we now know: At same point in late 2015, Modest! Management had a huge, expensive plaque commissioned commemorating their “5 years, 4 months, 3 weeks and 6 days” of literal service to One Direction. 

The narrative vs. the plaque-let’s try to rationalize:

Harry did not tell Louis, Liam and Niall he was leaving Modest! Management

Modest! Management and Harry knew this months before Louis, Liam and Niall and still had the plaques made and presented to various important people, presumably in Louis, Liam, Niall and Harry’s presence at some point

Louis, Liam and Niall just nodded and smiled and asked no further questions about why Modest! Management was acting as if their contract was expiring and they would no longer rep One Direction as a band

Modest! Management created a plaque with the literal years, months, weeks and days of the contract date with the band as a whole engraved on it, implying it is now terminated, but Louis, Liam and Niall decided to remain on the client roster for reasons that escape everyone

Conclusion: This is the most illogical way anyone has ever tried to go solo to spite the remaining members of their much-hated band. It is also the most illogical way a band of this level has ever “broken up” via the press.

Why are they making such deliberate storytelling choices if there are gaping inconsistencies and plot holes? Is it because the story they’re selling is half truths and whole lies?

The answer is yes.

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funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a hot minute

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I think about this a lot…because there’s so much going on. First of all Niall is like banging on the door to be like, “Get me the fuck outta here.” It’s where the “So much stress in this room” gif came from. 

Then you have Louis who, you know must from time to time piss people off with being as loud, loud, loud as he is, but he’s looking at Harry with like genuine concern that he’s finally done it. He’s finally crossed the line and made Harry mad. Had he ever made Harry actually mad before this? Look at him nervously play with his hands and then Harry gives him this tight-lipped smile and Louis is all “Oh, hell no.” But you can’t see it fully since that lady is shovin balls in Harry’s face, but you can see Louis’ eyebrows raise like, “Don’t you take that tone with me,” and then Harry literally blows him a kiss. 

What the hell was this? Seriously. 

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when ur friend drags u but u dont have a good comeback

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You could tell me that Larry is fake because of these things, but let me show you one moment of them holding hands and tell me that that is a regular thing to do, in public with all of the people, with your best friend.

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louis: *is louis*

harry:

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I can’t get away.

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I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps