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I wish you would write a fic where...

Send me an anymous (or not) summary of the fic you wish I would write. (maybe I will write a tidbit)

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bored of puppyboys and catboys. lets consider the humble fishboy, who you can stick hooks in and also gut with a knife. and he loves it

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This charming man

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As is tradition since polls were introduced in 2023, it is time for Gray's Blorbo Checkpoint! (please reblog for maximum blorbo interaction)

Notable Changes!

Traumatized Within and Without has been retired for this year due to winning for two consecutive years. It may return in future years. Both Smol categories have been combined into Pocket-size due to being confusing and receiving the fewest votes. (see 2024 results)

In the interest of fairness of results compared to past polls, this post has been blazed (since the last two were).

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Your scrolling experience has been blessed by Yenchu’s Morning Pink Nose! Please proceed with replenished whimsy and luck

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Any kind. And if you feel like it put in thr tags your favorite kind/ why you dont.

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i hate writing smut.

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.

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r/angelfucker

seeking advice: had intimate relations with a being of noneuclidean geometry and now all my dick pics inexplicably reveal the exact time and cause of the viewer’s eventual death and it’s really scaring all my grindr matches :(

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

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Warrior, yelling to his troops: What do we say, men?

Soldiers, raising their arms: NORMAL TO WANT!!

Warrior: AND????

Soldiers: AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE! [they begin to pour into battle]

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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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lichens at the lichen new years party and they say 'heres to another prosperous 0.002 millimeters of growth everyone the sands of time march on!!' and they all absorb passing nutrient dust at the same time

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PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.