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Death, Taxes, and Wolverine is the NEW name of my one man show

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

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Like Irondad, like Spiderson.

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That opening statement is factually incorrect. nobody likes Dunsparce.

i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming

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Comicsgate is BS and Garth Ennis is a hero. That is all

Not related to teen superheroes but I want to say something.

Currently, there is a bunch of raging misogynists, mostly connected to a movement called GamerGate, losing their shit all over the internet about women fighting in Battlefield V, a game set during WWII.

There is also a bunch of raging misogynists called ComicsGate whining about how [old man voice] “back in the days” comics were “manly” and “badass” and about “real men” like Frank Castle, Jesse Custer, Tommy Monahan or Billy Butcher (nevermind his book was all about why he is a horrible monster…) - they use Garth Ennis characters and books as their standard of good a lot, which mostly serves as best argument against Ennis I’ve ever seen.

ComicsGate and GamerGate are basically two heads of the same monster.

Garth Ennis is now doing a WWII comics about a woman fighting on a front.

So how long before these idiots declare him a “traitor” who “joined sjws”?

- Admin

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by Esad Ribic

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I'm still angry that bucky's arm dissolved with the rest of him. At least if it stayed rocket could have had some consolation prize, considering he just lost EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of his friends.

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Fantastic Four #6 - Cover by Esad Ribic

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A big 2018 mood

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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How you gonna do Terry like that huh?

Time’s the boys call Bruce ‘Dad’

Dick Grayson - The first time he ever called Bruce dad was when he was maybe 12 or 13, it was just after he had a nightmare about his parents death. - When he woke up Bruce was right there holding him through it and not once did Bruce try to get Dick to talk he just let him cry.  - Once he was all cried out only then did Dick start talking, and he just asks Bruce to stay with him until he falls asleep again.  - Bruce doesn’t hesitate and lays down before letting Dick curl up next to him, he just played with Dick’s hair until he fell asleep. - Then Dick just mumbles something in his sleep about how he can’t get comfy and rolls as close as he can get to Bruce. - “Comfy now?” - “Yeah..” - “Well get some sleep, Dick.”  - “I love you, dad.”  - And Bruce swore he melted right then and there.  - There were other times that Dick would refer to Bruce as “dad” normally it was when Dick was feeling vulnerable or upset.  - After Dick left to grow as his own person and become nightwing Bruce was no longer called dad, it was a long time before they grew that close again.  - It was only after Bruce jumped in front of a bullet for Dick during a speech he was giving at the opening of a new Wayne Foundation building, that Dick called him dad. - He was lying on the ground while people were running around them screaming and suddenly Dick was hovering over him with teary eyes.  - “Dad? Please you have to be okay.”  - Bruce remembers patting his cheek gently and smiling before it all faded to black. - When he woke up in the hospital bed Dick was still next to him half asleep, Bruce ran a hand through Dick’s hair and sighed softly.  - “I love you son.”  Jason Todd - Jason never ever intended on calling Bruce dad, he didn’t call him dad once while he was Robin. It was always ‘Bruce’ and nothing more than that.  - When he came back to life Jason called him ‘Dad’ just to taunt him but it was nothing more than that.  - It had been a while since Jason had rejoined the family and everything was going really well, until Jason rode into the cave covered in blood after being m.i.a for a week.  - “Jason- what happened.”  - Bruce was catching him before he could fall and putting him down on the medical bed, before he could leave to get Alfred Jason was grabbing his arm.  - “Please don’t leave, dad.”  - It was desperate, and he could see the tears in Jason’s eyes while he clung to him. Bruce texted Alfred instead and sat down next to him.  - “I’m not going anywhere son, I’m right here I promise.”  - “I-I love you dad.”  - “I love you too son.”  Tim Drake - Tim was different to his brothers, he had a father when he became Robin and Bruce hadn’t adopted him yet. So it wasn’t until long after Jack’s death that Tim actually called him dad. - Midway through a gala Tim had disappeared, Bruce had looked everywhere and yet he couldn’t see his son anywhere. Worried he told Alfred to keep an eye out for him and moved through the vast halls of the manor.  - Bruce had basically checked every bedroom, every closet and every secret room they had in the manor and still couldn’t find Tim. Panic was welling up in his chest until he heard a broken sob coming from one of the guest rooms he’d already checked. - See the thing about Tim that always scared Bruce was just how still he could get, and how he could hide in the shadows and not be seen if he was quiet and still enough. Tim was better at hiding in the shadows that he was.  - He opened the door and everything was silent again, this time he turned on the light and found Tim sitting curled on the floor crying. - “Oh Tim-” - Bruce was closing the door and rushing over to his son before cradling the crying robin in his arms, he rocked him gently as Tim’s fingers curled up gripping onto his suit jacket and his tears ruined the perfectly tailored suit. Alfred would understand. - “I’m sorry.”  - “For what, Tim?” - “Making you come look for me..” - “You could’ve just told me something was wrong.”  - He knew that Tim was pushing himself too hard some nights, he also knew that Tim probably hadn’t slept in a few days.  - “I’m just tired and there were too many people. It was too much”  - “That’s okay, why don’t we just head straight to bed. I don’t think people will miss us too much.”  - “Are you sure?”  - “Yeah”  - “Thanks, dad.. it means a lot.”  - By the time Bruce had managed to carry Tim all the way to his room he’d fallen asleep, so he laid Tim down in the bed and sat next to him keeping watch until he next woke up. Damian Wayne - He already calls Bruce ‘father’ constantly so Bruce isn’t really too worried about that too much.  - But there are different tones when Damian says ‘father’ and he’s learnt to read them.  - There the ‘I hate you and I wish you were dead’ father.  - The ‘You’re so stupid sometimes’ father.  - The ‘I want something and won’t take no for an answer’ father.  - And then there’s the ‘I need a hug but I won’t ask for one’ father - Bruce knows because Damian says it softly, and he never looks at him when he says it.  - The moment he hugs his son there’s a sniffle and a choked sob, so Bruce takes him somewhere quiet so no one will see him crying.  - They talk for a bit and it always ends with them going to an ice cream place much to Alfred’s dismay.

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All those people who complain about how sexualized Frank Cho's art is are currently lamenting the adult content ban, soooo....

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Thor arriving in Wakanda in Infinity War (Requested by Anonymous)

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Can we bring back Brendan Fraser, but as a goofy dad type? He looks the part and we already know he's good at being a goofball.

i think about this a lot

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Wow tumblr. Just... wow

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You are a rare mortal indeed to relinquish such a gift. Galactus shall not soon forget you.

Galactus, Restorer of Worlds

Exiles volume 1 Issue 88

Tony Bedard, Jim Califiore & Paul Pelletier