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Please keep in mind Quilton is very nervous and will probably not do well if you try to handle him yourself.

Contacting us with where you last saw him is enough and maybe keeping an eye out to see where he wanders at a safe distance.

UM OKAY SO I'M KIND OF FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. LIKE I AM GENUINELY DISTRESSED

I OPENED THE DOOR TO ANSWER MAINTENANCE AND QUILTON BOLTED THE FUCK OUT.

HE HAS NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. HE TOOK OFF DOWN THE STREET AND I CAN'T FIND HIM.

IF ANYONE SEES A QUILAVA AROUND THE MIDDLE-WEST IN UNOVA PLEASE CONTACT ME I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND

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What Pokémon would you eat

None of them.

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WAIT NO WAY?? Gosh that was so long ago... I wonder how the Guild is doing...

Made this feel free to fill it in lmaoaoo

you're all a buncha weirdo's tried to fit 'n what i see most often here

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Have you considered going to local Pokémon Breeders for help with your egg? The official ones with the licenses, I mean (they at least need licenses where I come from). I've heard it's a well-paying job too, once you get through training.

- @kalosiandogmom

Can't exactly work with Pokébreeders due to my disability but yes I have talked to all of the breeders around town as well as the Pokéshelters and they ALL have their hands full from an illegal bust not too long ago which is where they suspect this egg might've also come from

Like someone adopted said egg but found out it was an illegal egg and didn't want to get in trouble so they just. Pawned it off on someone else. Happens a lot, unfortunately.

They did offer help with getting an incubator and supplies if I could try and house/raise the Poké myself. I was very hesitant but I'm up to the challenge.

They said whether or not I wish to officially register and keep said Poké is up to me but either way they'll help fund a healthy hatching journey for this lil guy. I don't really have much to focus on rn anyhow and Quilton seems... Pretty attached.

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For reference. Idk where this egg came from. I heard knocking on the door like 30 mins ago and I didn't check it bc. Well, one, I was busy. Two, I have crazy neighbors.

And three? I have major anxiety.

There was no note. Just an egg and a blanket. It seems oddly familiar...

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You have GOT to be kidding me...

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Eat them. Or feed them- To your friends

Ok what to do with 307 bananas...any ideas ?

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Is there like. Rotomblr beauty blogs?????? I'm curious

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Crunch crunch crunch damn thats crazy crunch can anyone read this to me crunch crunch crunch

How many times do I have to say this to people.

For the love of the Blinding One, do not consume rocks. Do not consume Z-Crystals. Do not consume Tera Shards. Do not consume Mega Stones.

Rock candy exists for a reason. I am tired of having this continuously reappear in conversations.

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(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

Uh. Sorry to hear that Team Rocket affected you, too.

Never had any personal run-ins with them, but, uh. My parents did. Mom still has a scar from it all.

-Gen

It's alright, we've long since healed from the encounter and the perps were put away for a long time. Different times back then, it was. Evil teams were just allowed to go back to doing their thing after force-evoing Pokémon or taking over buildings with hostages.

That kinda shit just isn't allowed anymore. For good reason.

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No DNI for Team Galactic? Or Plasma? Or Flare?

Nah bc I've never personally had to deal with them before whereas Team Rocket put me and my Pokémon in the hospital <3 Hope this helps

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The bigger one is at the river. The water Pokémon that reside there always get a lot of treats! They've gotten used to getting "offerings" around this time.

Do any of the rest of you have plans for midsummer? I am not terribly familiar with other regions' solstice observances.

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Do you....... Need some help? With water?

Make sure your plants don't dry out this summer. Moisture

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Did a plant write this?

Make sure your plants don't dry out this summer. Moisture

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im a sad ditto rn

Ditto "melt" when they're upset, collapsing their bodies into tiny puddles

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Share this if you’re a dark type enjoyer

Or if you would make strange noises in the woods at night to scare off travelers

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I don't really go out anymore. I don't really talk about why, but it all started a while back when I got my second job.

The first one wouldn't let me sit and I just couldn't take it anymore. (I was diagnosed with severe arthritis throughout my body and slipping back disks at 17-18.)

But the second one? Ugh. It was good at first but the we got a new manager. Always said she was "watching us through the cameras" and shit...

And then there was Karen with her yippie little Herdier. She came in to buy some sh/t at the mini-store I was at. I told her that I couldn't enter gift cards into the system and she said "okay well then get someone who can" in a really condescending tone. I was already picking up my phone to call my manager (who was always in the back). I had been working there for 2 f/cking weeks and they hadn't trained me how to do anything.

So I'm dissociating bc I'm already having a shitty f/cking day. And this Karen starts yapping at me like "girlie pay attention you're gonna have to learn how to do this". And even my sh/tty fucking manager was like "ma'am he is new and hasn't been trained on this yet".

And she kept snapping her fingers at me like "pay attention, pay attention, if you were one of my kids you wouldn't do this crap". And at that point I was just silently crying behind my manager at the register while a whole line of people waited and watched. Some of them apologized for her behavior and that I was just doing my job and that I'll get the hang of it eventually.

Then this f/cking bitch of a Karen has the audacity to call corporate about me while sitting in her car in the fucking parking lot. Nothing came of it but I f/cking quit the day after that. I'm not about to get talked down to by some lady with a sh/tty haircut who has to have her little princess discount card swiped or she throws a f/cking toddler tantrum. Not to mention the pain of pulling 3 carts a night by my f/cking self bc the dayshift never got ANYTHING done, probably because they were being overworked to hell bc we were the only store of that kind on that side of town and bc I was only ever scheduled with 1 person (a manager) and had to, when I wasn't checking out customers, restock and reorganize the store. Again, by myself. I was making $9/hour and it just was not fucking worth it.