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//yikes okay well i suppose im back in a sense impromptu hiatuses happen quite often  but also ive just been really out of touch with this blog lately

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?”

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“Did you do this on purpose?!”

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

“Can I touch your boob?”

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”

“Give me cake or give me death.”

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”

“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

“I vote today to be a pajama day.”

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“This would not happen if I had a penis!”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“To the night you’ll never remember!”

“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”

“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

“I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”

“Fuck the sandwich guy!”

“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”

“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”

“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant!”

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”

“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”

“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“What, does that feel good?”

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Shooting star, make a wish.”

“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”

“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”

“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”

“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”

“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”

“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”

“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

“I’m not actually feeling anything.”

“Are you getting any closer?”

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”

“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”

“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!

[text] I know what you did last summer…

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things said to or by my siblings:

“They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”

“Trust me, I know people.”

“I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”

“I’m hugging you, shut up.”

“Oh my god are you hugging me?”

“Stop doing that it’s creepy.”

“YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”

“I tolerate you.”

“See this is why we can’t have nice things.”

“Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”

“If you do that again I’m hitting you…”

“I’M TELLING MOM!”

“So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”

“Get out of my head please.”

“W h a t are you wearing?”

“Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”

“No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”

“Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”

“I need you to dress me today.”

“I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”

“Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”

“Oh hey I was looking for that…”

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Break my muse in 15 words or less.

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houngba replied to your post:✰

-slaps butt and winks- is that enough hitting?

yes, yes it is.

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Send me “✰” if you REALLY want our characters to interact! || accepting

//do it! i would enjoy interacting with you!

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Send me “✰” if you REALLY want our characters to interact! || accepting 

//totally hit me up!

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Pretty warrior tomboy princess (´∀｀)♡

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He felt an overwhelming sense of blackness weighing him down. His confidence in his own success had faulted, despite any fleeting effort to keep fighting. It wasn’t supposed to go this way. He was almost certain he would have been able to out-smart Maader, certain he could have outmatched a child, certain he could have won. And with a final blow, he let the blackness consume him, he was unconscious before he even hit the ground. For the first time in his life, he had undoubtedly failed.

He was curled up on the ground when he came to, unaware of how much time had passed. He scanned the area before making an attempt to push himself up, but with the weight of the iron shackles and a sharp pain in his chest, he collapsed back onto the cool tile. 

When a woman’s voice echoed through the corridor, Sinbad remained unfazed. He knew there was nothing more he could do. He stared towards the door, zoning-out the sound. He remained silent until he saw the familiar face of Ja’far standing in the clearing. “I messed up...”

Eye for an Eye || AU

{ 🐍 } – This can’t be… The world around him seem to freeze, and Ja’far was completely locked into place, his entire body going cold as he saw that red-haired boy- no more than a child- land the final, crushing blow on Sinbad. This isn’t happening… Everything seemed to move like molasses as he watched Sinbad get dragged away, his body simply sliding through the dirt as he hung in the grip of the guards, completely lax and scarily lifeless.

Suddenly the noise hit him and the sound of a thousand cheering spectators rushed over him like a wave, and he was almost deafened. He practically leaped from the stands, rushing towards Sinbad. His feet weren’t fast enough as he stumbled, reaching for the first true friend he’d ever had.

Another pair of guards caught him and held him back as he thrashed, squirming in their grip. “Let me go! He’s my friend! Let me go, I need to see him!” He screamed, panicked. His heart was pounding in his chest and despair filled him as he watched Sinbad’s limp body get pulled further and further away from him. The ominous grinding of the chains as the iron gate shut was a sound that would stick in his mind for as long as he lived. Ja’far sank to his knees, dust pooling around him. 

For the first time in a very long time, he felt directionless and afraid.

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//how is it possible i got so far behind on my drafts literally kill me

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Introduction Starters

“Does this shop always have such long lines?"

"Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"

"How are you doing today?"

"Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"

"That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."

"Where are you from?"

"Are you new here?"

"Welcome!"

"I'm sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?"

"So... this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*"

"Have you guys found a place to put your coats/bags, or are we just holding on to them?"

"What kind of drink is that?"

"Aren't you a little young to be here by yourself?"

"Aren't you a little old to be here?"

"You guys look like you're having the most fun in the room, mind if I join this conversation?"

"Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?"

"Excuse me, but are you a model?"

*Looks over to the person on my left* "I hope I die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Is this seat taken?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?"

"Hello, do you work here?"

"I'm sorry but could you help me with something?"

"Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)"

"Do you mind if we share a cab?"

"Excuse me? I'm sorry to bother you but you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe... here let me get it."

"Hi, I'm [name]"

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Send 👍 if you like my character portrayal; please say why.

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And here is your weekly Sinbad appreciation gif set from the latest episode. Enjoy~

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//i feel bad that i haven’t been very active as of late- I got a job and i don’t really get a choice on hours so-- but!!! good news is that I am working the early shift tomorrow and will be free all afternoon so for now i’m off to bed 

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Another Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme Thing

“This just in, we’re all just people.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re shoes are too loud.”

“All work and no play…. makes for a dull time.”

“Yeah, sorry, what were you saying.”

“This sucks!”

“I was the darkest child in Sweden growing up.”

“Heeeere’s your boyfriend!”

“I love a good cigar like my number one gay/girl here.”

“Bachelor number 2 is a really rude movie goer.”

“I’m gonna give you a thousand worthless points.”

“Four o’clock and it’s time to shop shop shop!”

“That’s hard to do cause you can’t see body odor.”

“This doll is the only kind of girl you’ll be dating.”

“[NAME], why don’t you explain this?”

“Don’t know what the hell this is.”

“Ha, not as easy as you think, is it?”

“You’re the world’s worst nightclub act.”

“The capital of Florida is the F.”

“See, now this one is sticking out a little bit more.”

“Now please be very quiet as I get the lion to cough.”

“Those are all the people that owe me money.”

“Good for you, Norway.”

“We’re screwed.”

“We’ve all played the game before!”

“Honkytonk, sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck.”

“Can you just shave it up to the shoulders?”

“I think I look better in this skirt than you do.”

“Women have orgasms?”

“What does that do? I want out.”

“I love this! Are you kidding?”

“We’re working!”