time-is-not-your-remedy
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 3 months ago
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my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:
touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one
evil evil food court that serves you People Meat
indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you
a regular claire's
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 3 months ago
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Learning a new language is bullshit because yeah you can learn the letters, sounds, rules and the grammar and how sentences are structured etc. but at some point you're just gonna have to grit your teeth and memorize a few hundred thousand words by heart individually
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 3 months ago
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Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 3 months ago
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literally both doomed from s1 don't talk to me
I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.
Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.
That's Sasha
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 3 months ago
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practicing self-care (binge-listening to tmagp for like the 3rd time bc the s1 finale broke me)
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 8 months ago
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for all the artists out there, here are my favorite resources i use to learn!
Files
The Complete Famous Artist Course
Art Books and Resources
Art, Anatomy, and Color Books
PDF Files of Art Books
YouTube
My YouTube Playlist of Tutorials
How to Draw Facial Features
Drawing and Art Advice
Drawing Lessons
Art Fundamentals
Anatomy of the Human Body
2D Animation
Perspective Drawing
Websites
Pinterest Board for Poses
Another Pinterest Board for Poses
Reference Angle
Figurosity
Sketch Daily
Human Anatomy
Animal Photo References
Humanae - Angélica Dass
Fine Art - Jimmy Nelson
Character Design References
CDR's Twitter Account
iamagco's Twitter Account
taco1704's Twitter Account
takuya_kakikata's Twitter Account
EtheringtonBro's Twitter Account
Drawabox
Color Wheel
Color Palette Cinema
Free Images and Pictures
Free Stock Photos
FILMGRAB
Screen Musings
William Nguyen Light Reference Tool
Animation References - sakugabooru
Animation References - Bodies in Motion
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 9 months ago
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I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.
Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.
That's Sasha
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 9 months ago
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I know Jonathan Sims is a british born child of the eighties and so technically has the highest possible moral ground and most unalienable right given by god itself to make a horror podcast episode out of Mr Blobby and yet after listening to said episode I still feel a deep seated need to accuse him of some unspeakable crime against the entire country
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 9 months ago
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I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"
Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 9 months ago
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WAHOOO ‼️‼️+
GUESS WHO’S BAFTAS NOMINATED?!
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CAN I HEAR A WAHOOOOOO
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO
LIKE MY MAN DID NOT GROW UP WATCHING A SHITTON OF HORROR JUST TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF ABSOLUTE IDIOCY
I’m so sorry but Mr Personal Screening may be the biggest dope in tma/tmagp history :/
“I never gave them my address, but they sent me a letter! I’m sure that’s normal!”
“The screening is at the theater my dad and I used to go to that I’m sure shut down! Cool!”
“This theater has only one employee that’s somehow doing every single job at once! Poor guy!”
BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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Me after tmagp 1-4: yeah I love the theory that the cases relate and hint to the voices that read them but it’s certainly nothing concrete and too early to say that’s the pattern for sure
Tmagp 5: Chester is reading a case about a guy who was roped into horror from a young age and has become almost dependent on horror stories. This, combined with his fatal flaw of morbid curiosity, led him to fall prey to something called “voyeur” that knew impossible invasive things about him and his past. Oh, what happened to him? Well he became another goddamn mystery, why do you ask?
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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hey what if I threw up actually
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time-is-not-your-remedy · 10 months ago
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i'll take three of whatever david tennant's joints are having these days, jesus. flexi-stretchy-hippity-hoppity man
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