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thor odinson + text posts ⚡️

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loki + text posts bonus:

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fandom WILL without fail always pick the INCORRECT character to be the omega/submissive/mpregged guy and then you just have to sit there and try not to cry about how wrong they are and they're torturing mr bodily autonomy issues with all these unwanted pregnancies when mr wants to be pregnant is right there but he's 6 feet tall and has 2 more muscles so he can't get pregnant i guess

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the "you don't look like him" "you sound like him" line makes me laugh every time, hela really has been back 2 hot seconds and read them for filth immediately

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I want more Insecure Thor in fics btw. I want more people to pick apart his envy about the fact his brother can do magic and he can't (which obviously means that in almost any sparring match Loki has let Thor win and so beating him is no real victory). I want people to run with the 'Loki's a clever bookworm' fanon and bring it round to 'Thor's aware that he is not seen as the smarter of the siblings and that nobody ever says he could probably power-behind-the-throne his brother's kingdom without much effort.'

All Thor has are his muscles and his long flaxen hair. He's blond but they live in fucking Space Norway so that's not even unusual and exotic. If he stops working out for one day he will become a weak and powerless baby, unable to defend those he loves or to impress hot young people of his preferred gender or genders. He's getting the best job on the planet but only because he's his dad's oldest child [citation needed]. If he did want to do something else then he's a terrible ungrateful burden on his family, having lost the only appeal he could hold for them by abandoning the destiny they've decided he deserves.

His brother hates him now and Thor was on another fucking planet when he did whatever he did which means he causes problems even when dad's banished him for causing problems. Why was he not there with his massive biceps when their mum was getting killed in a fight? Why didn't he pop in to check if dad was still dad or being impersonated by the aforementioned angry brother? Or look up that citation on being the oldest child? Why did he not check if Loki had brought that fucking glowy cube with him? Why did he not just kill Thanos when he had the chance?

Bad Thor! Stupid Thor! Useless, ungrateful Thor, made of nothing but muscle and smile and flowing hair that covers an empty head 😭

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http://vk.com/art_by_juli556

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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brodinsons AU where they are both acting the entire time the plot occurs. They both know both sides of what is happening at all times.

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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i made a thing because why not

content warnings for realtalk, odinswag, and truth bombs; all arguments trying to contradict this are irrelevant and based in fallacy and/or selfish desire to continue believing that you are right and canon is wrong (hint: no) bc i am literally just paraphrasing and sometimes directly quoting canon. if you have any questions i will gladly elaborate when i have time but please send them to my ask and not in reblogs!! and if you’re just really offended i’m sorry but you probably offend me too it’s mutual i might even hateship us

holla

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By Keiid

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#brothers

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do you also enjoy romance that’s not evil and sick

yeah but only when it’s between blood relatives