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gacha gacha find out 🛸
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in the fatboy slim video for "weapon of choice" we frequently hear the phrase "if you walk without rhythm you won't attract the worm" a line from the movie dune. "walking without rhythm, " also known as sandwalking, is the way of becoming one with your environment, to give yourself up to its laws and emerge into a pure experience. Does it therefore follow that the ultimate "weapon of choice" is nothing less than total sublimation to the dance? In this essay I will
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rgg underrepped faves doodle requests <3 pt 1
requests below (the readmore function is breaking the post so just. whatever)
@thtfy @jessiesjaded HERE THEY ARE
also nobody requested hana but i wanted her. she's great and i love her and I'll probably make a part 2 bc i have a LOTTA rgg characters i haven't drawn that i wanna sink my teeth into
#so accurate#I'd smike weed with Nishitani#it'd probably be fine?#probably?#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza#like a dragon#nishitani homare#baba shigeki
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Having a thought
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Laios Touden
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The thing I like about Kabru is that he has Main Character Energy leaking from every pore. He was born with unusual eyes. He's the last survivor of a village destroyed by an out-of-control dungeon. He was taught to be an extremely effective manslayer by his hot adoptive elf mom. He can read people like a book. He picks up women effortlessly.
But in the dungeon he's completely out of his depth and all his Sherlock abilities are completely useless against Laios, the Most Autistic Man Alive and the real main character.
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“Not when I’m naked I don’t.”
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🕯.
🕯. 🕯
🕯 prayer circle 🕯
🕯 for a housing 🕯
🕯 market 🕯
🕯 collapse 🕯
🕯.
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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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